Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Case of JonBenet Ramsey and Other Tragedies

JonBenet Ramsey (Courtesy of the Washington Post)
This harrowing tragedy of the JonBenet Ramsey is just one out thousands of the most gruesome horrible and terrible atrocities going on around us as I have once blogged on the dangers of our ignorance.

JonBenet, a regular participant in child beauty contests, was found beaten and strangled in the family home the day after Christmas in 1996. Male DNA residue was found in her underwear, but police never reported a match for the sample.
Washington Post


In another tragic case, a child was raped and murdered in the public toilet while members of her family were nearby outside the toilet. How did the male predator find his way into the female toilet?

What of the rape and murder of helpless and powerless girls in Guatemala City?


Police found that the Ramsey family had given more than a dozen keys to the house -- to maids, workmen and others. Scores of neighbors and family friends were interviewed.
Washington Post

Why would they do such a foolish thing as quoted above? Distributing a dozen keys to strangers? Even maids are strangers? Because, you don't know what evils they do behind your back! Do you know how many children have been abused and violated by housemaids, neighbours and even tutors whilst their parents were not paying attention or absent?

When God warned us not to trust anyone, he wasn't joking.
You cannot trust anybody with your child, wife or husband.

I hold parents and the law enforcement agencies and the government responsible for these preventable crimes.

We must keep eyes on our children and women 24/7. And we must police our residential areas 24/7.

Ignorance kills.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Zinedine Zidane Nominated For Headbutt of the Year Award!


The historical 2006 World Cup in Germany has ended with the nost memorable scene of all time in the annals of FIFA World Cup Finals so far, the Zinedine Zidane headbutt Marco Materazzi of Italy.



BoggyWoggy hereby nominates Zinedine Zidane for the 2006 Headbutt of the Year Award.

Zizou will receive his award before the end of this year.

Interested Sponsors for the Presentation Ceremony should apply now to avoid stampede.

N.B:
Special training sessions on Zizou's Headbutt available on video.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The Rock 'n' Roll Prime Minister Koizumi Goes To Graceland

President George W.Bush and Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi in Graceland.

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and Orikinla Osinachi have one thing in common. We love Elvis Presley. And both us love to croon and rock-n-roll to "Love Me Tender" and other Elvis songs.

The slapstick news that President Bush took Prime Minister Koizumi to Memphis to fulfill his rock-n-roll fantasy of doing his best impressions of Elvis made my day. And I am sure that Koizumi knows that Bill Clinton would have been a better tour guide to Graceland than George Bush.

President Bush can't rock-n-roll.
Because, cowboys can prance.
But cowboys can't dance.

Rock on Koizumi.
Elvis would have been proud to see you rock-n-roll.

Monday, June 26, 2006

On My Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train

I have been very busy with my arts and literature.

I am the curator of an Art exhibition "Colours of Summer" to be held on Bonny Island in July. Also next month,I am releasing my cosmopolitan collection of poems, "Scarlet Tears of London". And all my efforts are meant to raise funds to make my first movie "Naked Beauty". If I raise enough funds, I will make it a feature. "Naked Beauty" is a love story to be produced as an intellectual Art film.

I need serious executive producers. And I have already given the screenplay to my friend Veronique Pierre to examine it. She is a genius. All brains and beauty and sexy too.

Linda Ikeji launched her Fashion, Modeling and Beauty (FM&B) magazine last night at the prestigious Golden Gate in Nigeria and I am very happy for her. And guess what?
I just love this dazzling Nigerian hottie Queen Ebong
who is the most determined black teenager in the virtual world with over four blogs, a growing forum and an active poster on the most popular African forum Nairaland. And she is about to launch her own commercial online magazine.

Lest I forget, Justin Timberlake just dumped... his "clingy" sugar mummy Cameron Diaz. I suspect that he is bored of her punani. And I suspect that her punani is now sour. Yeah! Even sex can be boring. Especially "sexing" the same punani that has seen better and worse days making rounds in Hollywood. And those Hollywood hunks are bad fuckers.

May God have mercy on us.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Genevieve Nnaji: The Most Popular Actress In Africa

GENEVIEVE NNAJI

Genevieve Nnaji is the most popular Actress in Africa today and the Queen of Nollywood. She is only 26 and has a great ambition to win an Oscar for her beloved country Nigeria.

She has recently faced the challenges of fame such as seeing her photographs being used by the notorious Internet Scammers to forge International Passports and make other fake documents to impersonate her for their fraudulent crimes.

BoggyWoggy will bring you more news on this sultry African actress.

Monday, May 22, 2006

BoggyWoggy Goofed Over The Da Vinci Code At The Box Office

May I apologize for misblogging that "The Da Vinci Code" flopped at the Box Office last Friday. I am sorry I goofed. Because, as I blog "The Da Vinci Code" has grossed over $224 Million worldwide and the Washington Post reports that At $77 Million, It's Code Green For 'Da Vinci' and to believe it, you have to confirm it first from the source.

I hereby advise that all the churches and Christian bodies going hysterical over the book and the film should face the urgent dangers and enemies within their flock, such as Anthony Bell, 25, of Baton Rouge who went on rampage and shot and killed his in-laws right inside their church and then killed his wife later.

Americans also should concentrate more on Bush's Base Betrayal than looking for excuses for their crisis of faith.

Friday, May 19, 2006

The Da Vinci Code Flops, Oops Tops At The Box Office

Film Reviewers misled BoggyWoggy to blog that the Dan Brown Code, oops sorry Da Vinci Code flopped on the big screen, because the director failed to interprete the masterpiece in pictures. The critics gave the film thumbs down. But guess what, The Da Vinci Code is a box office hit!

Worldwide the Sony release is estimated to have grossed $224 million.

Washington Post
Best advice? Seeing is believing!

The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Rating: 2 Stars (out of 4)

Groana Lisa
By Jeffrey M. Anderson

I love treasure hunt movies, especially when there's a Library Scene. In a Library Scene, characters sit around in a musty old library hunting through ancient books -- preferably the kind with latches and locks on the front -- solving puzzles from the ages. The Indiana Jones movies are full of Library Scenes, and even the Tomb Raider movies took an earnest stab at them.

Ron Howard's new film, The Da Vinci Code, has them, too, but Howard drains the breathless wonder from these scenes, directing them with the same bland, even tone as the rest of the film, even the chase scenes; he's the film director as auto pilot. (All his films have the same lifelessness, from holiday blockbusters like The Grinch to Oscar bait like A Beautiful Mind.)



Even worse is the screenplay by the lamentable Akiva Goldsman, who won an Oscar for the horrible A Beautiful Mind (2001) but also wrote the equally horrible Batman & Robin (1997). Ostensibly aimed at six year-olds and mental vegetables, the script explains everything twice, spelling out the big words three times, so that even if you've never heard of Jesus or Mary Magdalene you can still figure out this story.

In it, Symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is called in to help investigate a murder in the Louvre. He meets Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou), who warns him that the investigating officer (Jean Reno) is trying to pin the murder on him. The pair flits around the Parisian night, following a trail of clues, trying to discover the reason behind the murder. It leads to a giant conspiracy, a huge cover-up perpetuated by a secret society within the Catholic Church. And though the codes were dreamed up by a Frenchman, they're conveniently written in English!

Read the rest of the review

Friday, May 12, 2006

Chemistry of Love


Test Your Romantic Chemistry Now

Who knew? Crazy love facts to debunk the myths.

Wait till you hear the fascinating facts scientists have uncovered about how and why we humans fall in love. More...

Sunday, May 07, 2006

If Only You Were White...

"Hey, bitch, thank your grandpa for my nice cotton shirt."


I just read this very boggywoggy story on the Washington Post about the controversial rape case against Duke Lacrosse Players accused of raping a poor black woman who is an adult student at the North Carolina Central University. The "27-year-old NCCU student told police she was raped by three Duke University lacrosse players". But, they have denied the allegations.

The racists say Whites cannot rape Blacks!

America is the boggywoggiest place in the world.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Brad Pitt and Osama Bin Laden Among 100 Unsexiest Men


Brad Pitt rubs shoulders with the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama bin Laden among the most unsexiest men inthe world.
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World as he tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site.


Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.

Others are media personalities Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, and Alan Colmes, Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, and Clay Aiken. Of Aiken, the runner-up to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol 2," the site snarks "he still looks like someone's bratty little brother. Also included are Nickelback's Chad Kroeger gets dissed for "massive head, weird face, and bad hair," as well as for simply being in Nickelback, which the magazine calls "the worst band since the dawn of music." And My Chemical Romance member Gerard Way is labeled the "luckiest dude since Ringo."

Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline ranks 99th, with the comment "Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days". And Brad Pitt is the 100th unsexiest man in the world for bad hygiene."

Monday, April 17, 2006

Ignorance Kills:If Only They Were Reading His Blog


If only they were reading his blog.

Because, Kevin Ray Underwood posted enough hints on his blog to indicate how much he needed help. But, unfortunately they were not reading his blogs until now. When, it is already too late. Because, the monster in him had murdered an innocent 10 years old child Jamie Rose Bolin and would have eaten her corpse if it was not discovered.

His family and her family and all their neighbours were ignorant of the killer's blog where he had been bemoaning his manic depressive insanity with the respite of the lucid intervals that they knew. But, they never knew his darker sinister life.

The FBI and Interpol should be surfing the Internet and have an Internet Monitoring and Evaluation Depatment to survey the blogosphere inorder to separate the sheep from the goats. For there are cannibals and other predators on the prowl in the blogosphere.

The ignorance of the blogosphere is dangerous.
Blog Shows Dark Side of Okla. Slay Suspect

PLEASE, REPORT ALL SUSPECTS OR CASES OF BIPOLAR DISORDERS YOU NOTICE ON BLOGS.

Friday, April 14, 2006

SCARY MOVIE V: SomeWhere in America



Every passing second of evey minute, horrible and terrible things are happening online in America and other parts of the Western World. This is their boggywoogy world.

I actually stole this pix from the most popular online forumNAIRALAND

I bet this is one of the most annoying things that made Zacarias Moussaoui to hate America. And the Americans have now provoked the Asians as the Asians Decry Adidas Shoe as a Misstep.

Remember, no matter how you look, Jesus Christ Loves you. And he said on the cross, "It is finished".

Happy Easter!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Manuel Marino Brings Marino Sounds To LA

I have to share this good news with you all!
Manuel Marino is a higly gifted musical genius from Italy and I endorse his music 100%.
Manuel Marino in New York before coming to LA
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
April 12, 2006
Marino Sounds

Marino Sounds of Italy Featured at E3 2006.
LOS ANGELES,CA-April 12, 2006.

Marino Sounds of Italy proudly announces that its latest orchestral soundtrack will be showcased this year at the Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, CA.

Manuel Marino, Managing Director of Marino Sounds stated “We are proud to be part of the creative effort responsible for making this epic fantasy title, Nexgen Studios’ Elven Legends”.

Nexgen Studios, a well known PC and mobile game developer, approached Marino Sounds to create a strong and moving orchestral soundtrack for Elven Legends. Alvin Yap, Managing Director of Singapore based Nexgen Studios added “It was very important that we find a musician who could address our international audience, and Manuel has made a major contribution to our newest title, we are very pleased with.” Marino Sounds’ soundtrack for the game, a tremendous piece reminiscent of “Lord of the Rings” can be experienced this May at the Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, California, at the Nexgen Studios booth in the LA Convention Center.

About Marino Sounds
Marino Sounds is the audio studio music composer, artist and producer Manuel Marino created for television, multimedia and videogames needs.

"Manuel Marino is a former mp3.com artist who decided to strike out on his own after mp3.com's copyright scandal in 2000. His studio, Marino Sounds, provides audio for game, television and multimedia projects at as low a rate as possible in order to actively encourage business from the indie scene. Projects such as Derek Smart's Universal Combat and the X-com inspired UFO: Alien Invasion gave Marino a certain kudos, and his current work on the Morrowind ITP (Italian Translation Project) comprises a further step towards the mainstream. "Being 'indie' is like being in a big family. I feel that other independent musicians and designers are my brothers, and that they deserve my help," he told me. He's enjoyed the game experience so much that he's planning to establish a full-time dev team." (Paul Taylor, Music4Games)


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The Road to Bankruptcy

BIG BROTHER NIGERIA and Other Morons



So, "Big Brother Nigeria" will give the winner $100,000.
For what achievement?
For being idle in a compound for 90 days?

Guinness the major sponsor should go and see the state of toilets, libraries and laboratories in Nigerian universities and know how to invest money wisely.

If you go to our universities, you will weep for our students. And these are the future leaders of Nigeria being treated with such indignity!

Share the $100,000 among the most accomplished Nigerian Students in Nigerian higher institutions or use the money to equip one of the laboratories.

Give Seun $100,000 and see what he will do with that money to take Nigeria to another level online.

Instead of us to copy the geniuses of the developed countries like the brains behind Google and sponsor their projects, we are fooling ourselves spending over N50 million on some idle young men and women daydreaming in a compound and being watched by equally idle people for 24/7.

No wonder Nigeria is still among the poorest countries and the fifth most uneducated in the world.

Why?
Millions of Nigerians online are doing Internet scams and the others are idle watching some more idle ones acting "Big Brother Nigeria" on TV.

The developed countries you are aping can afford such pleasures, because they have achieved a lot.
What have you achieved?

The foreign brains behind it are just fooling you all.
They have nothing to lose. They have done their homework. While you are busy watching "Big Brother Nigeria", they are busy working round the clock exploiting Nigeria through GSM Telecommunications, Oil explorations and other mega business deals in Nigeria.
While you are getting poorer, they are getting richer.

What is going on in Nigeria is GIGO.
Garbage in, garbage out.
Finis.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Smart Alec Novelist Dan Brown Out With Another


First course, read The DAN BROWN CODE
Jokes aside, Dan Brown is a good adventure novelist like Bisi Ojediran of Nigeria. But, it is easier to become a bestselling writer in America and Europe than anywhere else on earth, because, most Americans and Europeans love escapism.

Ready for some full of conspiracy theories involving George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton and other Founding Fathers of the USA?

Then get ready for the next Robert Langdon thriller by Dan Brown which will be set in the nation's capital.

Its plot is built around the murders of several current political leaders by someone with ties to the Freemasons, the secretive fraternity that included some of the Founding Fathers.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Are You Blogging or Gossiping?

While Andy Wibbels one of the Whiz Kids of the expanding blogosphere is launching his new bestselling book Blog Wild, guess what?
Teachers are gossiping about you on their blogs!
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Andy Wibbels' "BlogWild Hits Bookstores Today



Today's the day! Andy Wibbels' new book just came out: Blogwild! A Guide for Small Business Blogging. As part of the book launch promotion, if you purchase the book on April 6th through Amazon.com (only $12.97), you'll receive $50 off your choice of Six Figure Blogging, Easy Bake Weblogs, RSS Essentials or Business Blog Basics. This is a great opportunity to grab this hot new book as well as an online course to ensure your success. Buy the book now over at Go Blog Wild!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Americans Trust Nigerian Internet Scammers Than Bush

Yes, read this
"After realizing that Americans placed more trust in Nigerian emails than in the U.S. Congress...
FMNN

In fact, from what I have read and seen so far, I believe that Americans trust the Nigerian Internet Scammers than their President George W.Bush.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Holding Your Book For the First Time!

by Andy Wibbels

It is strange holding your book in your hands for the first time.
I’ve directed and written many plays and that is always a very public unveiling - and a bit more maddening. WIth a play, you have to sit in the audience while the play (possibly) falls to shit in front of you, all while everyone in the audience is watching you during the play. Kind of like how the President feels when he attends a play (not that he ever does). With a play, your final goodbye (the final rehearsal) and the big unveiling (opening night) are usually 24 hours apart. Directors are in it for the process.
With a book, the final goodbye (the final set of revisions hastily faxed at 2am in the morning from a coffin-quiet Kinko’s) and the big unveiling were nearly four months apart. And it is a private matter - no one sees you and you don’t get to witness and audience enjoying your work. I almost waited for Ron to come in so we could open the package of books together but thought, no I want to savor this myself.Let me tell you more...

Sunday, April 02, 2006

My Perfect Lover?

Anthony of On a lighter mode tagged me.

Rules of the Game:
1. The tagged victim must come up with 10 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention gender of target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment saying they've been tagged.
4. If tagged again, there's no need to post a 2nd time.

I only responded for the very first time since I joined the blogosphere, because I respect Anthony. But, I am not going to tag other bloggers. Because, I don't want to indulge in all these tag me and I tag you or meme. You can see my 10 different points on my Perfect Lover on On a lighter mode