Diddy did not feel fine after the trip to Nigeria.

Diddy did not feel fine after the trip to Nigeria.

People pay as low as $40 to watch Diddy and other acts live in the US.

The first This Day music concert was a success, because many high ranking public officials and other well placed Nigerians supported the event.

We All Bleed Red

No sex
No Vex.

BEWARE OF HIV/AIDS!

Barbie Will Be 47 On December 1

This is what Barbie would look like if she ever got older, which she won't, because she is a toy doll.

Barbie made its debut in 1959 and since then, the anatomically improbable molded plastic statuette has become an icon and the most favourite doll of female children in America, Western Europe and other parts of the world. And I have given out Barbie dolls to children who asked for them.

Ruth Handler undeniably invented an American icon that functions as both a steady outlet for girls' dreams and an ever changing reflection of American society. This can be seen in the history of Barbie's clothes, and even her various "face lifts" to suit the times; in her professional, political and charitable endeavors; and more recently in the multi-culturalizing of her product line.

Imagine a horror movie where Barbie suddenly grew old and then started to scold Dubya over his bloody blunders in the war in Iraq.

African Village Honeymoon Lodge

Won't you love to have your honeymoon in this exotic African Village Lodge?
It's a duplex with an evergreen Garden; Has an attached BQ

In case you even want to buy it, make an offer.
The owner is re-locating to Ijebu for chieftancy duties.
It's quite cheap - N850k.
Convert the N850k to USD.

Oh, please! Don't laugh it off.
It is not funny.

How To Win The Love Of A Moslem Babe

Join the discuss on Nairaland

Sorry, Obscene Words Don’t Really Suck

Yes, obscene words don’t really suck.
I don’t know about you, but I can say fuck and still feel cool without any fuss.
Who even came up with the Golden Rule that fuck is an obscene word?

Why do we even trouble our brains over nothing?
The instinct rules us more than the intellect.
Your instincts influence you more than your wits.
As our senses override even commonsense.

Okay I can say fork and I cannot say fuck right? So, what’s the difference?
Please, grow up! And let us get over these childish and foolish rules of etiquette in airs and graces.

Yes, I am a Christian and God can even confirm it. And I can still say fuck and there is nowhere in the 10 Commandments that forbids me from saying so. Because, even if fuck may be an obscene word in your own English dictionary, but it is not so in my Holy Bible. And guess what? The Word of God precedes your own English word. So, keep your Golden Rule to yourself and let me say fuck as much as I can use my fork to dig into whatever I wish. Because, it is my business and not yours. I have the freedom of speech. Call a spade a fucking spade. Excuse me, please.

Paris Hilton Arrested: Watch The Video

PARIS ARRESTED
Sept. 7 - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday and booked on suspicion of DUI after she was spotted driving her Mercedes erratically in Hollywood.

Just click on the Picture of Paris Hilton to watch the video.

Paris Hilton's stardom as we all know is a product of the Paparazzi. Because, when the chips are down, Miss Hilton can neither sing nor act. She can only quack for the Paparazzi!

Please, Jane Doe pass me the real news. I am bored of all these Hollwood GIGO.

Now here is the real news right from you know WHO. WHO!
Yes, the World Health Organization(WHO)has just dropped their own suicide bomb. That More die from suicide than wars, murders...

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - More people kill themselves each year than die from wars and murders combined, but most suicides could be prevented, two international experts on suicide said on Friday.
Some 20 million to 60 million try to kill themselves each year, but only about a million of them succeed, said Dr. Jose Manoel Bertolote, a mental health official at the World Health Organization in Geneva.
Yahoo News

Well, I am not surprised.

The Nigerian Pastor Who Loves Blowjob

I have been keeping this unusual true story to myself since last year.

A certain abused wife of a Nigerian pastor complained that her husband always forced her to give him blowjob and the most annoying thing was he ejaculated inside her mouth. And he ignored all her protests to stop abusing her.

I wonder how the sex maniac became a pastor? And imagine the ignorant members of his congregation who would have been fooled by his fake ministry.

If Only I Knew Hitler Then...

Adolf Hitler

Hitler failed twice to gain admission to a fine-arts school as a young man, but made a meagre living selling postcards and advertisements. He is estimated to have created more than 2,000 drawings and paintings.
CBC.CA

One of Hitler's Paintings

If only Adolf Hitler's people were not ignorant fools, Hitler would have gone to study Art as he wanted in the Art Academy. But he was rejected. And as you know rejection leads to dejection and dejection leads to frustration and frustration leads to desperation and desperation leads to damnation. Hitler joined the Army out of frustration and desperation and his desperation led to his damnation of the Jews who bluffed and rebuffed him as he struggled to become an Artist.

Then the devil found him and he was raped by a gay officer and the devil uses homosexuality to convert the ignorant to Satanism and Hitler’s fate was sealed and the rest you all know that his damnation was World War 2 and The Holocaust.

If only I knew Adolf Hitler before he joined the Army, he would have been saved and there would have been no World War 2 and no Holocaust and over 20 million lives perished in that catastrophe would have been saved.

Beware how you bluff and rebuff the poor and needy among us lest you provoke them to hate you and the rest of us as Osama bin Laden and his hordes of lunatic fringe elements who have sworn to hate and destroy those who bluffed and rebuffed them and careless about the innocent ones among them are now threatening to destroy the rest of us.

Hitler's watercolours are as good as the so called paintings of Van Gogh.

If only his parents were rich, Hitler would have been sent to other Art Schools where he would have been given Admission and he would have improved and gone ahead to become a great artist and not the most hated misanthrope in human history.

American Idol Winner Sues Producer Over His Old Wacky Songs

Taylor Hicks

American Idol winner sues producer

A federal judge has temporarily barred a producer from selling songs recorded by American Idol winner Taylor Hicks from before he won the show.
Yahoo News, 25/08/2006

That was the news.

Now here is the real news behind the news.
American Idol winner Taylor Hicks does not want you to hear his old wacky songs and is afraid that the truth could be very bitter.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~~ Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
~~ Dinah Shore (1917 - 1994)

Osama bin Laden Wanted To Marry Whitney Houston

Now see how desperate some writers can be in their bid to make their books bestsellers. One writer has written that Osama bin Laden wanted to marry Whitney Houston.

Al Qaida chief Osama bin Laden was obsessed with singer Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her, a new book claims. Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet and novelist who says she was kept against her will as the terror boss's mistress in 1996, writes in her autobiography that he wanted to give the star a mansion and make her one of his wives.
Yahoo News 21/08/2006

Lest I forget, do you know that Bill Clinton wanted to marry Genevieve Nnaji?

The Case of JonBenet Ramsey and Other Tragedies

JonBenet Ramsey (Courtesy of the Washington Post)
This harrowing tragedy of the JonBenet Ramsey is just one out thousands of the most gruesome horrible and terrible atrocities going on around us as I have once blogged on the dangers of our ignorance.

JonBenet, a regular participant in child beauty contests, was found beaten and strangled in the family home the day after Christmas in 1996. Male DNA residue was found in her underwear, but police never reported a match for the sample.
Washington Post

In another tragic case, a child was raped and murdered in the public toilet while members of her family were nearby outside the toilet. How did the male predator find his way into the female toilet?

What of the rape and murder of helpless and powerless girls in Guatemala City?

Police found that the Ramsey family had given more than a dozen keys to the house -- to maids, workmen and others. Scores of neighbors and family friends were interviewed.
Washington Post

Why would they do such a foolish thing as quoted above? Distributing a dozen keys to strangers? Even maids are strangers? Because, you don't know what evils they do behind your back! Do you know how many children have been abused and violated by housemaids, neighbours and even tutors whilst their parents were not paying attention or absent?

When God warned us not to trust anyone, he wasn't joking.
You cannot trust anybody with your child, wife or husband.

I hold parents and the law enforcement agencies and the government responsible for these preventable crimes.

We must keep eyes on our children and women 24/7. And we must police our residential areas 24/7.

Ignorance kills.

Zinedine Zidane Nominated For Headbutt of the Year Award!

The historical 2006 World Cup in Germany has ended with the nost memorable scene of all time in the annals of FIFA World Cup Finals so far, the Zinedine Zidane headbutt Marco Materazzi of Italy.



BoggyWoggy hereby nominates Zinedine Zidane for the 2006 Headbutt of the Year Award.

Zizou will receive his award before the end of this year.

Interested Sponsors for the Presentation Ceremony should apply now to avoid stampede.

N.B:
Special training sessions on Zizou's Headbutt available on video.

The Rock 'n' Roll Prime Minister Koizumi Goes To Graceland

President George W.Bush and Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi in Graceland.

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and Orikinla Osinachi have one thing in common. We love Elvis Presley. And both us love to croon and rock-n-roll to "Love Me Tender" and other Elvis songs.

The slapstick news that President Bush took Prime Minister Koizumi to Memphis to fulfill his rock-n-roll fantasy of doing his best impressions of Elvis made my day. And I am sure that Koizumi knows that Bill Clinton would have been a better tour guide to Graceland than George Bush.

President Bush can't rock-n-roll.
Because, cowboys can prance.
But cowboys can't dance.

Rock on Koizumi.
Elvis would have been proud to see you rock-n-roll.

On My Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train

I have been very busy with my arts and literature.

I am the curator of an Art exhibition "Colours of Summer" to be held on Bonny Island in July. Also next month,I am releasing my cosmopolitan collection of poems, "Scarlet Tears of London". And all my efforts are meant to raise funds to make my first movie "Naked Beauty". If I raise enough funds, I will make it a feature. "Naked Beauty" is a love story to be produced as an intellectual Art film.

I need serious executive producers. And I have already given the screenplay to my friend Veronique Pierre to examine it. She is a genius. All brains and beauty and sexy too.

Linda Ikeji launched her Fashion, Modeling and Beauty (FM&B) magazine last night at the prestigious Golden Gate in Nigeria and I am very happy for her. And guess what?
I just love this dazzling Nigerian hottie Queen Ebong
who is the most determined black teenager in the virtual world with over four blogs, a growing forum and an active poster on the most popular African forum Nairaland. And she is about to launch her own commercial online magazine.

Lest I forget, Justin Timberlake just dumped... his "clingy" sugar mummy Cameron Diaz. I suspect that he is bored of her punani. And I suspect that her punani is now sour. Yeah! Even sex can be boring. Especially "sexing" the same punani that has seen better and worse days making rounds in Hollywood. And those Hollywood hunks are bad fuckers.

May God have mercy on us.

Genevieve Nnaji: The Most Popular Actress In Africa

GENEVIEVE NNAJI

Genevieve Nnaji is the most popular Actress in Africa today and the Queen of Nollywood. She is only 26 and has a great ambition to win an Oscar for her beloved country Nigeria.

She has recently faced the challenges of fame such as seeing her photographs being used by the notorious Internet Scammers to forge International Passports and make other fake documents to impersonate her for their fraudulent crimes.

BoggyWoggy will bring you more news on this sultry African actress.

BoggyWoggy Goofed Over The Da Vinci Code At The Box Office

May I apologize for misblogging that "The Da Vinci Code" flopped at the Box Office last Friday. I am sorry I goofed. Because, as I blog "The Da Vinci Code" has grossed over $224 Million worldwide and the Washington Post reports that At $77 Million, It's Code Green For 'Da Vinci' and to believe it, you have to confirm it first from the source.

I hereby advise that all the churches and Christian bodies going hysterical over the book and the film should face the urgent dangers and enemies within their flock, such as Anthony Bell, 25, of Baton Rouge who went on rampage and shot and killed his in-laws right inside their church and then killed his wife later.

Americans also should concentrate more on Bush's Base Betrayal than looking for excuses for their crisis of faith.

The Da Vinci Code Flops, Oops Tops At The Box Office

Film Reviewers misled BoggyWoggy to blog that the Dan Brown Code, oops sorry Da Vinci Code flopped on the big screen, because the director failed to interprete the masterpiece in pictures. The critics gave the film thumbs down. But guess what, The Da Vinci Code is a box office hit!

Worldwide the Sony release is estimated to have grossed $224 million.

Washington Post
Best advice? Seeing is believing!
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Rating: 2 Stars (out of 4)

Groana Lisa
By Jeffrey M. Anderson

I love treasure hunt movies, especially when there's a Library Scene. In a Library Scene, characters sit around in a musty old library hunting through ancient books -- preferably the kind with latches and locks on the front -- solving puzzles from the ages. The Indiana Jones movies are full of Library Scenes, and even the Tomb Raider movies took an earnest stab at them.

Ron Howard's new film, The Da Vinci Code, has them, too, but Howard drains the breathless wonder from these scenes, directing them with the same bland, even tone as the rest of the film, even the chase scenes; he's the film director as auto pilot. (All his films have the same lifelessness, from holiday blockbusters like The Grinch to Oscar bait like A Beautiful Mind.)



Even worse is the screenplay by the lamentable Akiva Goldsman, who won an Oscar for the horrible A Beautiful Mind (2001) but also wrote the equally horrible Batman & Robin (1997). Ostensibly aimed at six year-olds and mental vegetables, the script explains everything twice, spelling out the big words three times, so that even if you've never heard of Jesus or Mary Magdalene you can still figure out this story.

In it, Symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is called in to help investigate a murder in the Louvre. He meets Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou), who warns him that the investigating officer (Jean Reno) is trying to pin the murder on him. The pair flits around the Parisian night, following a trail of clues, trying to discover the reason behind the murder. It leads to a giant conspiracy, a huge cover-up perpetuated by a secret society within the Catholic Church. And though the codes were dreamed up by a Frenchman, they're conveniently written in English!

Read the rest of the review

Chemistry of Love

Test Your Romantic Chemistry Now

Who knew? Crazy love facts to debunk the myths.

Wait till you hear the fascinating facts scientists have uncovered about how and why we humans fall in love. More...

If Only You Were White...

"Hey, bitch, thank your grandpa for my nice cotton shirt."

I just read this very boggywoggy story on the Washington Post about the controversial rape case against Duke Lacrosse Players accused of raping a poor black woman who is an adult student at the North Carolina Central University. The "27-year-old NCCU student told police she was raped by three Duke University lacrosse players". But, they have denied the allegations.

The racists say Whites cannot rape Blacks!

America is the boggywoggiest place in the world.