Shopping for a Wife?

Shopping for a Wife
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."


The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence: I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter. I'd rather find yours."

The father of the highest paid model in Nigeria Linda actually told me something similar to the above story. He said he went to a girls school to look for his girlfriend, but whilst waiting to see her, he saw Linda's mother and fell in love at first sight. Because, she had all a man could ever desire physically in a woman and thank God she was also well bred. So, he forgot all about the girfriend and hooked up with Linda's mother. That was how he met his wife and they are happily married today with six girls and one boy.