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Friday, May 02, 2014

Dear Concerned Citizens of Nigeria and Busy Bodies on Nairaland and other Political Gossips at Large


Dear Concerned Citizens of Nigeria and Busy Bodies on Nairaland and other Political Gossips at Large,

We know you are concerned and worried about us, especially our parents and relations and hmm.. boyfriends too (lest you forget many of us were also fans of Whizkid and Davido before Boko Haram abducted us.)

Many of you have been asking for our names and photographs to be published.
We are sorry that this is no longer possible, because we are now married to our Muslim kidnappers and lovers and by Islamic custom and tradition, our names and photographs have changed to new ones and see the attached photographs of our new identity. So, you cannot see our faces in public. It is Haram!




Sadiq, take heart. Aisha sends her regards. Her husband even bought her funky designer glasses (see her attached photograph. Cute?)smiley
She is adjusting fast and sometimes we even share jokes here.wink  



Yes. It is bitter, but it a fact of life. We are no longer virgins.
How many Muslim wives are virgins, so stop speculating.
Are we happy?
How many married women are even happily married these days?
I beg let us stop fooling ourselves.
Many of us are living in bondage even those who pretend to be happy in their Christian homes.
Is domestic violence not so rampant in many homes in the south?
And more Nigerian girls are still attacked and ra-ped daily in Lagos, Port Harcourt and other places.
Evil is evil and evil doers are evil doers no matter their location or religion.
What matters most to us is to be alive and well.
As as our French teacher always said, C'est la vie.
Life is fair and foul.
But Life goes on.

God bless Nigeria.








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Thursday, February 14, 2008

St. Valentine's Day Wishes: Perfume? Jewelry? Labiaplasty?

14 Feb 2008 11:15 Africa/Lagos


St. Valentine's Day Wishes: Perfume? Jewelry? Labiaplasty?

SOUTHFIELD, Mich., Feb. 14 /PRNewswire/ --

St. Valentines Day has always conjured up images of eager boyfriends and husbands rushing to buy that perfect gift that says, "I Love You." Over the decades, women have become better able to communicate more specific wish lists to their significant others rather than simply accepting generic and, sometimes, short lived gifts such as flowers.


Such was the case for Carl and Kristina of suburban Chicago. After twelve years of marriage and five very large children, sex for Kristina had become, physically and emotionally, a mind numbing experience. Her anatomy had changed and sensation had disappeared during sexual relations. The vulvar appearance no longer looked "trim and youthful," said Kristina. "I was so embarrassed; I no longer wanted him near me without the lights off." That's when the Chicago couple began their internet research. Kristina was going to get the ultimate gynecologic cosmetic makeover for St. Valentine's Day.


The couple discovered the website for the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Michigan and phone consulted with the director, board certified gynecologic surgeon Dr. Joseph Berenholz. When queried whether she had spoken with her gynecologist, Kristina explained that, "She said it was all a normal consequence of childbirth, not to worry and just keep doing my kegel exercises. I was so disappointed. I had been doing kegels for two years with no results!" The couple booked their flight for Michigan and arranged a date for surgery.


The consultation took place at the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Michigan. During the exam, Dr. Berenholz realized that Kristina was also suffering from stress incontinence, a condition where women lose urine when they laugh, sneeze, cough, jump or run. The surgery was scheduled for the following day. Kristina had a Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation to tighten her vagina. She also had a Laser Labiaplasty and a sling procedure to cure her incontinence. The procedure took two hours. The couple spent the night at a local hotel and then saw Dr. Berenholz in the morning. After being given final medical approval, the couple returned to Chicago happy and hopeful.


"I took a mirror and looked down below," said Kristina. "I was so surprised how wonderfully normal I looked. It was as though I had gone back in time prior to having my children!" Tears welled up in her eyes. "I was so ashamed to discuss my problem with nearly anyone. Dr. Berenholz just made it all so comfortable." Carl just smiled, happy to see the joy in Kristina's face.


Dr. Berenholz was the first Gynecologic surgeon in the Midwest to offer Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation. He trained in Beverly Hills with Dr. David Matlock, the originator of the technique and a regular appearing physician on "Dr. 90210." Asked why he thought patients come to him from the entire Midwest including Michigan, Dr. Berenholz simply replied, "People want experience. This is the most delicate part of the female anatomy and is tied in very closely to the female psyche." Dr. Berenholz is still amazed at how women tell him of the dismissive attitude of their Gynecologists. When asked if he found it humorous that a woman would ask for this type of surgery for St. Valentine's Day, Dr. Berenholz laughed and said, "It beats getting a box of chocolate."


Contact: Dr. Joseph Berenholz +1-248-593-8780, +1-888-593-8780
jberenholz@jberenholz.com

http://www.drberenholz.com/

Source: Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Michigan

CONTACT: Dr. Joseph Berenholz of the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation
Institute of Michigan, +1-248-593-8780, or 1-888-593-8780


Web site: http://www.drberenholz.com/