Saturday, November 12, 2005

Oprah Winfrey Refuses To Marry Fiance


Oprah Winfrey Refuses To Marry Fiance
November 12, 2005, 8:39:44

Oprah Winfrey will never marry fiance.

Oprah Winfrey never intends to marry fiance STEDMAN GRAHAM, as his proposal was guarantee enough their relationship is serious.

The talk show host doesn't see the point in marrying her partner of 17 years, but she insists he did ask.

That is no longer news as far as I am concerned. Because, the old guy has nothing to lose anyway. He has grown-up children from his previous relationship and enjoying the free love of the comfort zones of sexy Mama Oprah is a huge bonus to his life. I mean the old guy is not paying even one cent for the free "punani" (you know what I mean) every night. And having a billionaire girlfriend is the dream of every dude and old guy Stedman is having a ball in Oprah's golf course and he is the only golfer on the pitch. No competitor and no Tiger on the prowl in the wood. In fact, I am green with envy. If the old guy is tired, he should just snap his fingers and I would be glad to take over without looking back

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Yesterday, I told you how to know when to kiss your date and it is good to tell you the different types of kisses to win her totally. But, please, don't go and kiss another man's wife or girlfriend and don't try it on Oprah. There is love for everyone. Because, for every man there is a woman. And for every woman, there is a man. If you need extra help, let me know.

Types Of Kisses
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-)

Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

Of course, this is just to give you an idea. Aim to shower your love with kisses ALL OVER!

There are more specifications later. Just keep in touch.

Friday, November 11, 2005

“How To Tell If She’s Ready To Be Kissed”


I used to have no idea if a woman was ready to be kissed.
I could be sitting there talking to her, thinking to myself “Wow, her lips really look nice...” but I didn't know what to do next. This would often leave me kissless, and many times kissless for good, as I didn't get another chance.
Here's what I do now:

If I've been talking to a girl, and I want to know if she's ready to be kissed, I'll reach over and touch her hair while we're talking and make a comment about it. I'll say "Your hair looks so soft" and just touch the tips of it.

If she smiles and likes this, I'll reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time I also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets me keep touching her hair, I know that she's ready to be kissed. By using “The Kiss Test” I've been kind and complimentary, but by being very SUBTLE about it, I haven't given her anything she can object to. I now have a way of knowing if she's ready to be kissed that NEVER gets me rejected—and I know within 5 minutes what it used to take me hours or days to figure out.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

I Like Peter Parker more than Tobey Maguire


My favourite film is SpiderMan. I read all the comics when I was growing up. But, I fell in love with the film. The dialogue is awesome. The casting director did a perfect job and Tobey Maguire is perfect as the super hero Spider-Man/Peter Parker
with Kirsten Dunst as the love of his life Mary Jane Watson. I never get tired watching this film. SpiderMan 2 has better dialogue than the first one.

Kirsten Dunst is a beautiful young lady and a very good actresss. She has very adaptable looks. I mean she could be perfect as a teenager and she could also be perfect as an old lady. And she is sexy. She is sexier than most of the so called sexiest actresses in the world.

Tobey Maguire was born as a love child and he is okay now. But, I like Peter Parker a zillion times than Tobey Maguire. Why? My business.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

She May Not Leave

She May Not Leave, by Fay Weldon, published by Fourth Estate, $36.

From the book jacket:
Be careful who you invite into the bosom of your home - she may never leave... The new novel from Fay Weldon, the writer who knows women better than they know themselves. Hattie has a difficult loving partner, Martyn, an absentee mother, Lallie, and a cynical attentive grandmother Frances. She tries to do the right and moral thing in a tricky world, and always has. But she now has a baby, Kitty, which makes true morality rather harder to achieve. Somehow, money has to be earned. Into this household comes Agnieszka, from Poland, a domestic paragon. But is she friend or foe? And even if she is foe, and seems likely to bring the domestic world crashing down around their ears, can they afford to let her go? Well, no. Martyn works for a political magazine, Hattie for a literary agency. At work, too, integrity is suffering as the need for compromise becomes ever more pressing. And always in the background is Frances, tracing the family and social history: and not just family and society but the dwelling houses too; and all those girls and women (the au pairs, the child-minders, the cleaners) who've made Hattie what she is. Not to forget that hefty dollop of male genes which has also played its part - for Hattie's is a lively and none too respectable background - and now, finally, Agnieszka, come to claim her rightful heritage - which is, let's face it, everything. Will Hattie go to the wall? And poor little Kitty! Or will rescue come?

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A Testament to the One True Fay

By KNIGHT, Kim

Source: Sunday Star-Times

MEN ARE irrelevant, says Fay Weldon. Unless you want to be happy.

"You can have children without them, you don't have to be married, you
can earn a living... but I think it's a fairly miserable life for
women without men."


Weldon is the 74-year-old feminist author with more than 25 novels,
one Booker prize - and three husbands.

"I get really cross with women when they denigrate men, when they make
terribly funny sweeping statements about men."

She pauses. "Which is how I make my living!"

In her latest book, She May Not Leave, Martyn the man is trumped into
pseudo- motherhood and Hattie the wife gets her life back. Classic
Weldon.

"I think there are sets of pre- occupations," she says of her stories.
"One is our extraordinary propensity to deceive ourselves about what
we're doing. Self-deception and denial and how we all look after our
own interests while pretending that we're not - or how morality fails
in the face of necessity."

Lessons in morality from the woman whose characters specialise in
revenge? Careful what you tell Weldon over lunch.

"I said something terrible to a woman recently," she says.
"Unfortunately they'd all been drinking and I hadn't. She said she was
really upset about the orphans in Kashmir and couldn't we do anything?
I said, `well, no you can't, but you could actually ring up social
services and offer to foster a child around the corner'."

People don't want to hear that, Weldon acknowledges. "Because it
suggests they might actually have to take some action ... your heart
bleeds and so does mine, but I don't say so because I know the answer
is to bring some children into my house who could very well do with a
little bit of warmth and civilisation. I'm not prepared to do it."

But she might pray for them. Weldon - whose early church experiences
include singing hymns at Christchurch Girls' High School (she was
brought up in New Zealand, but returned to the UK as a teenager) - has
rediscovered religion.

"I don't go on about church, unless asked, but if people went to
church, they would get a shape to their life. I think it's extremely
difficult for people to live without some sort of faith or confidence
or sense of a morality. It's almost impossible for people to live
within any moral framework which is not related to a religion."

How does this woman's libber see God?

"I don't. I don't have the tools to do it. I have five senses, and
they're not enough. One just knows there is more... I get intimations
of it sometimes, you get an aesthetic appreciation of things and
intellectual pleasure in things sometimes which is sort of more than
human."

Through the church, says Weldon, "the wisdom of the ages is available
to you. And, absolutely, a sense of collectiveness. A small cluster of
people looking rather fearfully at the heavens wondering what's going
to happen next. It sort of focuses the mind. And you look after your
neighbour."

Dear reader, don't despair. Weldon's latest offering might be strong
on morals, but it also features group sex and drugs. "Why should what
you write in your 70s be any different to what you write when you're
in your 30s, except that you know more when you're 70? You know what's
going to happen next, you have seen it happen and this is a great
advantage. That I like. I don't like the fact that when I sneeze, I
worry in case I slip a disc."

Weldon is sharp and funny, even though it's after 11pm in Dorset. It's
not too late for an interview, says her husband, Nick Fox. They're
just home from dinner, he says, and Fay's on antibiotics for her
tooth, so she's had nothing to drink. And then she's on the phone,
alternately engaged and detached, depending on the topic. "Always
controversial," suggest the critics. "I really am impervious to
labels," retorts the real thing. "So if they choose to think that,
then that's all right."

Truth is, there's little to say about Weldon that she hasn't said
about herself. Her autobiography (Auto da Fay, 2002) takes the reader
to 1963, and her fiction snatches portions of her life, before and
since. The latest is heavy with references to New Zealand.

"It sort of pops up," she says of the country she remembers in
fragments ("Of Amberley, I remember the hot wind blowing off the
mountains, day after day, and a bare flat landscape and a lot of sheep
there was no escaping").

"Is Cranmer Square still full of slugs and snails when it rains?" she
asks, when I tell her I'm sitting a stone's throw from her old high
school.

New Zealand shaped her memories - but not her character.

"I don't think I have a character at all that you could lay a finger
on! It's sort of the New Zealand desire to be useful... your time
needs to be spent making things better, doing something, getting
something to happen..

"It's kind of a nuisance really, this tendency. You'd obviously live a
much easier life if you didn't feel that you had to be useful. You
could just be decorative, or do nothing. Be a burden to others."

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Sensation of Temptation. 2.


I was sitting in church last Sunday. And sitting by my side was the “Sunday- Sunday temptation” I mentioned in my first post on “Sensation of Temptation”. She has not left me. And the way she looks up at me as I walk tall shows that she has something on her mind. As I am writing this, my crotch is bulging. And it happens anytime, I think of her. As I said before, only God can save me from this temptation. We sat like a couple and she was carrying her two year old nephew whilst his parents were inside the main building of the church keeping their eyes on their pretty daughter who was the little bride at sister Lillian’s wedding last Sunday at the Assemblies of God Church. And it was the birthday of my darling Nneka who is far away in Lagos. She would be disappointed that I did not show up as I promised. I couldn’t miss Lillian’s wedding. Lillian is like a sister to me and I helped her on the Internet to correspond with her Dutch employers who returned to the Netherlands last year. They came back to attend her wedding. And gave her so much. Enough home making goods that any woman needs to be a good homemaker.

The temptation loved the intimacy that was developing. But, when the wedding ceremony was becoming boring, I stood and told her I was leaving. She gasped. I left without looking back. She would be wondering why I would leave a wedding ceremony even before the exchange of the matrimonial vows. I told Lillian that I would be at her wedding and I kept my promise. The rest is history.

I feel like dating this young babe to satisfy her curiosity. What do you think?
Should we roll tape?

Monday, November 07, 2005

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Sick of hearing 'Let’s just be friends'?


Have you ever been very close to anyone male or female and you really loved him or her and would have loved to go out with the person. But, right before your very eyes he or she decided to date someone else. And you were left wondering what went wrong?
Then, when you asked, the reply was " You are like my brother.", "You are like my sister." or "You are my friend. And you never asked me to be your lover."

In fact, you could be seen as only good enough as a friend and not as a lover. How would you feel?

Why not make your intentions clear from the word "Go". I mean, if you want to go out with the person, say so even if you would be blushing. The earlier you open up the better. Don't be afraid of rejection. Even, if the first response is negative. Don't give up if you really love the person and not just for an erotic jolly-ride.

Read more from another point of view.

Sick of hearing 'Let’s just be friends'?
By Myatt Murphy

Few phrases can shred a guy's ego faster than "Let's just be friends." Tired of being the guy all women think is a great catch, but just not the right guy for them? Try these women-approved tips on your next date to keep romance percolating:

Take control. Trying to be the nice guy all the time by letting her choose what to do and where to go may seem sweet, "but it gives a girl a sense that you lack the knack to step up to the plate and sometimes take the lead," says Leeanne Incalcaterra from Bethlehem, PA. Even women with strong personalities like it when a guy knows what he wants to do. Plus, fighting about what to do next is something she's used to doing with her family and friends—so it instantly makes her shift you into those categories. Some specifics: Offer to make her dinner, plan a wine tasting or take her to see a band you think she'd like.

Meet her only when the sun drops. What time of the day you see a woman immediately sets the tone for your relationship. Trying a more casual approach — a nice lunch date or Saturday A.M. run — may feel like a clever way to ease your way into her heart, but too many day dates only increase your chances of being her buddy. "Most girls save the daytime for their likes and the nighttime for their loves; we just naturally think and feel more romantically later in the evening," says Beth Musselman from Hoboken, NJ. Don't let that happen to you! Think cocktails, jazz clubs, and 8 P.M. poetry readings if you want to win her over.

Be her opposite. Having tons in common with a woman may make her feel you're simpatico, but having too much in common is another sure way to get viewed as a friend. "Women want a guy that completes them—yet challenges them at the same time," says June Newland from Vero Beach, FL. To pull that off, think of what trait defines who you're with, then tap into being slightly the opposite. "If she's shy, try to come off more bold and outspoken. If she's somewhat high-strung, act very laid-back. If she's cerebral, be artistic," June recommends. Often, it's pals who share exactly the same interests and vibe... and lovers who learn new things from one another.

Let your body speak for you. Body language can communicate that you have romance, not pal-hood on your brain, says Patti Wood, author of Success Signals. Angle your body toward hers and point your feet and hands in her direction (to show you're deeply focused on her), and when you talk, look straight in her eyes for at least 4-5 seconds every few minutes. Finally, as she talks, let your eyes linger on her mouth every few minutes—it subtly signals that you're thinking about kissing her, which may well make her think about kissing you.

Don't be her shrink. Giving her advice may seem like a nice way to get to know a woman better, but constantly playing counselor is a major friend move. It casts you in the role of advisor, not suitor. "If a guy really knows how to fix my problems, then I never want to risk losing his advice by crossing the line and dating him," says Deanna Sibley of Columbus, OH. "Instead, it's smarter to keep him as a friend to counsel me with other guys I may be interested in."

Keep her talking. If you're doing most of the yakking, you're probably either bragging — which never works to impress anyone — or you could be giving away all your secrets. "Revealing too much of yourself makes a guy less of a mystery, which makes me way less interested in him," says Shelby Bala from Detroit, MI. Instead, talk less and ask more. Even if she's throwing you a lot of questions, make sure to spin a question back at her to get her talking about herself again.

Never use the F-word. No, not that F-word! We mean "friend." Sure, most women appreciate a guy who can actually be friends with other women. Still, showing off that you have a lot of female friends can keep you in the pal zone permanently. "Some guys feel obligated to tack on the label ‘my friend' to every woman who comes up in conversation, just so I know they're available," says Joanne Addison from Hackettstown, NJ, "But if I see that he has more female friends than I do, it makes me think he'll probably be a better friend to me than a love interest." So, guys, mention a gal friend or two, but no more. Don't give her the vibe that you're looking to add to your posse of female pals and instead send the message that you are 100 percent there on a romantic mission!

Myatt Murphy writes about relationships for Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Maxim, and is the author of the upcoming book, The Body You Want in the Time You Have.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Fxxking Fossils Found In India


LUCKNOW, India - This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.


I am not surprised that it would be in the land of Kama Sutra that they found the fxxking fossils. Because, I know that Indians are the sexiest people in the world. Not Italians and not Latin Americans. Of course Americans and Europeans are the lazy lousy lovers. They can only talk too much about sex and spill their cream over the pages of Playboy and groan and moan in their childish and foolish cyber sex. Too much sex talk and no action. The Germans are the worst lovers. Too stiff.The Japanese prefer sushi to sex. After Indians, Africans are second when it comes to sexual intercourse. I know. Because, I am an African. I can produce styles better than the Kama Sutra right on the spot. If love making is an Art, then I am the master of it. No wonder I got the job to do condom demonstrations for family planning methods and safer sex.

I am still looking for the photograph of the fxxking fossils and as I am the first to break this awesome news in the blogosphere, trust me to be the first to publish the photograph of the eternal lovers who must have died fxxking!
Gosh! What a way to go!

I have seen a man who died with a full erection. I mean the dick was erect and stiff.Turgid. And I was wondering what he was thinking of as he died. Fxxking?

Imagine one of them screaming,"I'm coming! Oh,yes!I'm coming!!Ohooh!I'm coming!!!"
And truly came home. They might have been clued to each other dog-style. And since nobody came to their rescue, they died in the spasm of the last orgasm.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Diamonds Made From Dead Bodies


Look at the diamonds again. Please, try and smell them.
You think I am nuts? No. I am not going bananas. Smell the diamonds.
Now tell me what you think.
Where do you think these diamonds are coming from?

From South Africa or Liberia?

You think diamonds are only for the rich?
And the poor cannot afford them?
Well, I have good news for you!
So, you can now smile!

The above diamonds were actually made from cremated human remains!

I mean now your loved ones can live forever as your diamond rings.

If you want to make good use of the ashes of a loved one, simply let them be turned into diamonds for you.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

I.C.E. - In Case of Emergency for your Cell phone


I.C.E. - In Case of Emergency for your Cell phone

A useful thing to add to your mobile address book!

It was thought up by an ambulance man/paramedic who found out that when they went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones but they didn't know which numbers to call and he thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name to file "next of kin" under.

Following the disaster in London, East Anglican Ambulance Service have launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign with the support of Falklands war hero Simon Weston.

The idea is that you store the word " I C E " in your mobile phone Address book, and against it enter the number of the person you would want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency".

In an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then be able to quickly find out who your next of kin are and be able to contact them. It's so simple that everyone can do it. Please do.

Please will you also email this to everybody in your address book, it won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.

For more than one contact name do this: ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 etc.

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    You Are Not The Man I Married



    There are many married women today who are wondering if they married the wrong men.
    And the same with many men who are now disappointed with the women they married.
    The matrimonial lies are now the burden they have to live with. And thousands have taken to separation or divorce.

    The worst experience in marriage is to be unhappy with the person you have vowed to live with for better or for worse.

    PLEASE, BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO SURRENDER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO ANY MAN OR WOMAN, DO YOUR BEST TO EXAMINE THE ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES OF THE MATRIMONIAL CONTRACT.

    I am telling you this for your own good and the good of others. Because, unhappy couples have brought nightmares of the consequences of their broken marriages and broken lives to the innocent ones in the society. Most of the criminals on rampage are from broken marriages and broken homes. Because you are what you breed. And we have enough monsters on the streets. Don't add yours to the terrors and horrors of our current nightmares.

    Sunday, October 30, 2005

    The Sensation of Temptation


    Now look at the picture of Brandy and tell me if she does not tickle your fancy.
    Brandy is as intoxicating as Brandy. She is a Korean-American and if you want to read the full interview with Brandy, ask for it.

    Yesterday, I was in Church as usual. And there she was.No. Not Brandy. Another pretty and sexy babe.This leggy Nigerian beauty. She is young and pretty and has the finest pair of legs I have seen. She has the perfect physique for a model. And without any doubt, a temptation as I regarded her from head to toes. I know her and her family. We live in the same Nigeria LNG RA. Her uncle and aunt know me very well. And I have been to their house for house fellowship once or twice. But, I deliberately ignored her. But, yesterday, she sat close to me. So, I had to pray against the temptation of her attraction. And thank God that the minister who preached was anointed and preached very well. I forgot all about her for some minutes. But, when we went to give our offerings and I was returning to my seat, she looked up at me. The come hither look. I averted my eyes and ignored her. Then, when the service ended, I left immediately for the nearest bus stop. My sister and other members of my family left earlier with the private bus that always takes us to church and returns to take us back home. So, I was going to take a public transport bus or "Okada" motorbike when the temptation returned with direct confrontation. Her uncle and family were returning home in their official Nigeria LNG Jeep when they saw me and stopped to carry me.There was no where else to sit, except beside her. And there welcoming me were those finest pair of legs I have seen from her feet to the laps as she sat down in her knee-length gown. She shly tried to stretch the gown to cover her exposed laps and I averted my eyes. She was tensed as we sat up close shoulder to shoulder. She was very warm until they dropped me near our residence.I felt the sensation until I entered into the house. And since yesterday, I have been thinking of her.

    She is pretty and sexy. And only God can save me from going out with her.

    Saturday, October 29, 2005

    Is Oprah A Beautiful Woman?


    Oprah Winfrey needs no introduction to billions of people who must have watched her celebrated "Oprah Winfrey Show" all over the world. And she is world famous for her generosity. I mean Lady Oprah has shown more kindness to more people all over the world than any woman in history. And she is still doing more and more and more.
    But, what makes Oprah so popular? Her good looks or her good works?

    Of course, Oprah is not Miss America and she does not pretend to be the sexiest woman alive. But without make up, is Oprah a beautiful woman?

    Remove all the make-up and make-over from all the celebrated women in showbiz, and let us see their real looks. Will you still holler and stutter when you see them in their bedrooms immediately as they wake up?

    The beauty in Oprah is not her famous weight-loss program or pearly-white flashing teeth and wonderful smiles. But her love for humankind. Her peaceful spirit. The beauty of her culture and the beauty of her milk of human kindness. And this is the real essence of human existence.

    Oprah Winfrey actually looks like an Igbo woman in the villages of Eastern Nigeria without her make-up or make-over and she reminds me of my aunt. And I love her.
    I will prefer to go out with the real Oprah without the aesthetics of Hollywood cosmetics. No designer clothes and perfume. Imagine Oprah in an African scarf we call "Gele", wrappers of African textile print and simple African "Made in Nigeria" slippers and handbag. And that is my own ideal Oprah Winfrey. And I would be glad and grateful to love her heart and soul.

    Friday, October 28, 2005

    Dream Boogie:he Triumph of Sam Cooke


    Dream Boogie: The Triumph of Sam Cooke
    by Peter Guralnick
    Soul Man
    A Review by Charles Taylor

    How does an American artist aim for a broad audience without being accused of selling out? Trying to maintain your distinctiveness while entering the mainstream is particularly fraught for black performers, who can find their desire to generate a widespread following dismissed as a bid to join the white world.

    The most overt, dramatic and controversial example of this struggle was Ray Charles' switch from the R&B he recorded at Atlantic Records to the orchestrated pop, country music, show tunes and Beatles covers he recorded when he made the lucrative move to ABC Records in 1959. Though, if you have the ears to hear, what comes through is consistency. There is just as much soul in Charles' string-laden "Moonlight in Vermont" as in the guttural exhortations of "I Got a Woman." Which is not to say everything he did was equally great, but that Charles' career exposed the narrow ways in which we decide what constitutes "authenticity." It was inevitable that Charles, who truly deserves the overworked appellation "genius," wouldn't be content with one color on the musical palette and would try to encompass as much of American popular music as he could.

    If the tension between pop and soul doesn't seem so overt in the case of Sam Cooke, it may be because many people never assumed it was there. While a large portion of the black audience already knew Cooke from his tenure with the gospel group the Soul Stirrers, when his first hit single -- that sweet summer breeze of a song "You Send Me" -- brought him to national attention, he was seen by a much larger audience as just about the silkiest singer imaginable.

    But if the tension seemed less present in the music, it was there in Cooke's psyche, and the conflict between assimilation and individualism is the strongest overarching theme in Peter Guralnick's new biography, Dream Boogie: The Triumph of Sam Cooke.

    Guralnick had wanted to write a Cooke biography ever since meeting Cooke's business partner, J.W. Alexander, in 1982. Other books intervened, none more time-consuming than his two-volume biography of Elvis Presley, Last Train to Memphis and Careless Love. Anyone who's read the Elvis books knows that Guralnick is a scrupulous and thorough interviewer. The common thread running through all of Guralnick's work is a commitment to decency. In every interview he does, he allows his subjects the space to present themselves, and trusts his readers to use their intelligence and instincts to make their own judgments.

    Still, there's one problem with Dream Boogie. While Guralnick the meticulous researcher and compassionate interviewer is present, the part of him that synthesizes and brings a critic's eye to the story is absent here. This is particularly disappointing in the long section that comes about a third of the way into the book that covers the time between Cooke's leaving the Soul Stirrers and his finding his feet in the pop world, alternating great singles like "Twistin' the Night Away" with brassy albums of standards, and his establishing himself as both a star and a businessman. There's no denying that business is key to the Sam Cooke story. But there are times when you wish Guralnick would cut through the details of the meetings and negotiations and simply tell us what it meant for Cooke to set up a publishing company, what it meant for him, along with Alexander, to found the SAR record label. (You can get a more concise view of this from the liner notes Guralnick has contributed to the new CD reissues of the Cooke albums "One Night Stand! Sam Cooke Live at the Harlem Square Club" and "Night Beat.")

    It's worth persevering, though, because Dream Boogie offers ample evidence that the historian-as-storyteller is still kicking around. Guralnick brings the gospel touring circuit of the '50s and the soul circuit of the '50s and '60s to life and gets at how, in the temptations available on each, the sacred held no more sway than the secular. This is where his determination to let the story tell itself really does work. Guarlnick not only calls up a vanished milieu; his vivid portrayal of that scene helps to explain Cooke's drive to move beyond it.

    For all the fondness in Guralnick's stories of traveling, boozing, womanizing (at one point, three different women gave birth to a child of Cooke's at virtually the same time), for all the thumbnail vividness in the sketches of the characters and musicians Cooke met both on and off the road ("In mid-November they signed Johnny 'Guitar' Watson, a star on the L.A. R&B scene whose talent was exceeded only by his panache and by his ambivalence about whether he wanted to be a singer or a pimp"), the second-rateness of the chitlin circuit comes through. The performers are forced to stay in lousy hotels because the better ones are segregated, as are the restaurants. As far as the sight of a group of black men driving a new car in the South, forget it. At times it seems obvious that Cooke's older brother, Charles, who'd had run-ins with the law, was hired as driver as much to keep him out of trouble as for the muscle he could provide.

    And there was worse. For Cooke and for every performer on this circuit, there were too many examples of the dangers both within and without. The R&B singer Jesse Belvin died in a car accident caused by slashed tires, and the damage was thought to have been inflicted by white fans angered by Belvin's refusal to play a segregated show. In the months before Cooke died in December 1964, Frankie Lymon had already been arrested for possessing heroin; he'd die a junkie four years later. The great Little Willie John would be arrested for killing a man in an argument. Ray Charles had been busted for heroin in Boston.

    The horrors and humiliations of the road might have been enough to impress themselves on anyone. Cooke's upbringing ensured they did. Cooke was the son of a conservative preacher, so it might be supposed that Cooke -- who gave up sacred music for secular, who loved his women, who enjoyed all the advantages that money and being a truly beautiful-looking man brought him -- was a rebel. In truth, he took his father's advice to heart. "Respect your elders, respect authority," Guralnick recounts it. "But if you were in the right, don't back down for anyone, not the police, not the white man, not anyone." It's possible that what protected Cooke in some confrontations was the astonishment he provoked in others by being a black man who did not back down. Guralnick tells a story about Cooke's running out of gas on tour in Memphis. Waiting for Charles to come back from the service station, Cooke was approached by a white cop who told him to move the car, to push it if he had to. "His name was Sam Cooke, and he didn't push cars," is what he told the cop, before finally saying, "You push the fucking car. You may not know who I am, but your wife does. Go home and ask your wife about me." The unmistakable sexual nature of that taunt makes you gasp, as does the fact that Cooke got away with it.

    Dream Boogie leaves you wishing that Guralnick had more fully explored how Cooke's career embodied both the desire to integrate and the belief in black self-determination (and also how, if Malcolm X and Martin Luther King had lived, how those views might have reconciled themselves). Cooke wanted to find the widespread popularity that Nat King Cole and Harry Belafonte had (Belafonte's "Calypso" LP had spent three years on the charts), which inevitably would have meant moving more toward the middle of the road. But he also seemed adamant that that popularity would give him the freedom to move beyond pop, to meld together all his influences, and to have an audience that was primed to follow him as he did.

    Guralnick records several incidents that reveal Cooke was aware of the changes taking place in pop music. He admired the Beatles. Hearing "Blowin' in the Wind" on "The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan" inspired him to write "A Change Is Gonna Come," which has rightly been called the greatest soul song of all time. And Guralnick quotes Bobby Womack, whose "It's All Over Now" was covered and turned into a hit by the Rolling Stones, telling Cooke that this guy -- Mick Jagger -- couldn't sing. Womack simply wouldn't believe it when Cooke told him the Stones represented the future. (In fact, the Stones would soon be represented by Allen Klein, the accountant-turned-agent who managed Cooke during the last year and a half of his life. Not the least important accomplishment of Dream Boogie is its portrait of Klein, more complex and nuanced than others that have painted him as one of the principal villains in the breakup of the Beatles.) Could a man with such catholicity of musical taste (matched, from everything Guralnick tells us, by his omnivourous taste in reading) be satisfied with making middle-of-the-road pop?

    Certainly those two recently reissued RCA recordings suggest not. "One Night Stand! Sam Cooke Live at the Harlem Square Club" hints that Cooke still had some musical integration of his own to accomplish. Recorded at the Saturday night late show in a packed Miami club in 1963, it can stand with "Otis Redding Live in Europe" as one of the greatest live albums ever. This was the show Cooke did on the soul circuit, quite different from the one he'd record the next year before a largely white audience at the Copacabana in New York City ("Sam Cooke at the Copa"), and it took RCA more than 20 years to issue it. It's a raw show; Cooke's voice is raspy throughout and the sort of call-and-response interaction between performer and audience marks just how fully Ray Charles and others had succeeded in bringing the fervor of gospel into R&B. The accounts of Cooke's live performances in Dream Boogie suggest that he relied largely on his voice to seduce a crowd instead of the theatrics that were a staple of Jackie Wilson's act. Whatever his physical presence was that night in Miami, you can hear, just by the vocals, what whips the crowd up, why every song is punctuated by shouts of excitement. By the time Cooke and the band reach the closer, an extended "Having a Party," you feel as if you could die from sheer happiness, and as if you're ready to.

    "Night Beat," which might be the only satisfactory studio album Cooke completed in his lifetime, suggests that Cooke was well on his way to merging the direct emotion of soul with the sheen of pop. Obviously taking some inspiration from the "themed" albums Frank Sinatra had made at Capitol in the '50s, "Night Beat" aims to get the feel of the blues and spirituals (the album opens with "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen" and includes numbers by Willie Dixon and Charles Brown) into a relaxed late-night groove. The album succeeds in creating a sound that is both mellow and deeply emotional, which, of course, is not a contradiction in terms.

    The best argument for why Guralnick the critic should be more present in Dream Boogie (the title is taken from a Langston Hughes poem) is that Cooke was at his most complex in his music. For much of this book, Sam Cooke comes off as somewhat indistinct. Everyone Guarlnick interviews tells us he was a charmer, highly motivated and ambitious, but they also refer to a veiled side. And while we see the flashes of temper, the ease with which he left groups and labels when he had a chance to further his own career, the callous attitude he had toward women (including his second wife, Barbara, who had fallen in love with him when she was a little girl), he remains something of an enigma -- except in the music.

    Cooke comes most alive toward the end, when he is both realizing his greatest popularity and suffering as he never has following the drowning death of the infant son who, because of (unfounded) doubts of his siring, he held distant in his affections. And it's those washes of darkness and turmoil that serve Guralnick so well in the account of Cooke's death suggesting that some sort of recklessness wasn't out of the question. Cooke was shot to death by Bertha Lee Franklin, the proprietor of a $3 Los Angeles motel. He had gone to the motel with Erica Boyer, a hooker and, more to the point, a roll artist (someone who picked up men, took them to a hotel and, before any sex had taken place, absconded with their money). What happened there will always be a matter of dispute. Boyer claims she was kidnapped by Cooke and escaped with Cooke's clothes when he went into the bathroom. Cooke, coming out and finding most of his clothes and money gone, started banging on the motel office, demanding Bertha Lee Franklin produce the girl. They got into a rough scuffle during which Franklin fired a shotgun into him.

    Even if, as is likely, the homicide was justifiable, there are questions that have never been answered about whether, also as likely, Cooke was Boyer's specifically chosen mark for the night. A private investigator hired by Allen Klein was on the verge of finding out, but Klein, fearing the results would damage Cooke's reputation, dropped the investigation as he was requested to do by Cooke's widow, Barbara. Inevitably, as with so many pop deaths (Tammi Terrell, Marvin Gaye, Kurt Cobain), all sorts of conspiracy theories have sprung up about the killing.

    It was not uncommon to hear Cooke's death talked of, bitterly, as the comeuppance that a racist society metes out to black men who got above themselves. Without diminishing Cooke, without denying Erica Boyer's probable culpability in creating the situation that got Cooke shot, Guralnick understands the death as the sad, stupid waste of life and talent that resulted from Cooke putting himself in a very bad position.

    For all the things that keep Dream Boogie, a solid, scrupulous, thoughtful biography, from being a truly great book, there's no doubt that rock 'n' roll history, and, hell, American history, needs Peter Guralnick. His magisterial work on Elvis Presley, which can leave you feeling unmoored for days, convinced that you have just read, as Guralnick claims, "the saddest story" he knows, can stand alongside Taylor Branch's ongoing "America in the King Years" and Robert Dallek's two-volume life of LBJ as one of the greatest recent accomplishments in American biography. No subject Guralnick approaches in popular music is likely to have that immensity. But there are still pieces of the story of American music that call out for his perspicacity and decency and smarts.

    We are in a period where, instead of turning our cultural past into the vast library it promised, technology has, by its pace, accelerated the culture of disposability. The CDs and DVDs available to us may form a library of the past, but the speed of our culture encourages us never to get past the new-releases wall. Rock journalism -- God, even that name sounds like a relic -- far from being the great enterprise it seemed 30 years ago, has given way to a sort of undifferentiated fandom. There is simply too much music for any critical sensibility to present a clear overview of our pop present. And so the solipsism Lester Bangs envisioned in his obituary for Elvis has, just as he predicted, come to hold all the cards. Too much pop music criticism no longer seems even interested in talking to an audience beyond the small one that will already know what the writer is talking about.

    Which is why, even at the risk of seeming a mere archivist or even an old fogy, Guralnick needs to bring his talents to other figures who are in danger of becoming relics of a past that many people no longer believe they should care about. Buddy Holly and Otis Redding are just two of the titanic figures who need solid biographies written about them, as does an artist Guralnick has written about so lovingly in the past, Charlie Rich, still the least acknowledged great American singer of the 20th century. I can't imagine how exhausting it must be to work on the scale that Guralnick does. I pray for his stamina. Our past needs the love and respect he continues to show it.

    The Book is available on Powells.com.

    Thursday, October 27, 2005

    True Christians Don't Celebrate Halloween

    I know that millions of American church goers who love to shout and yell and claim to be "Christians" are already looking forward to October 31, to celebrate the HALLOWEEN and if they hypocritically deny that they are taking part in the satanic festivities of the dark world, they are granting the wishes of their children to join the ignorant and gullible majority to do so and they are also selling Halloween merchandise.

    True Christians in singles and families MUST NOT HAVE ANYTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH THE HALLOWEEN in any form or way.

    Are "Harvest Parties" for Christians?
    originally published in the Colorado Christian News, October 1995
    (author's name not published)

    "What are you doing for Halloween?" Ask a Christian parent this question, and be prepared to hear an answer like, "Nothing! We don't celebrate Halloween." Thunder crashes, and you creep away, embarrassed for even asking.
    "What are you doing ON Halloween?" Ask the same parent this slightly altered question, and their whole manner and response brightens. "Why," they begin, as birds begin to sing and sunshine breaks through the cumulus clouds. "We're all going to the Harvest Party at church!" A choir sings. A trumpet sounds. You feel privileged just knowing these saints.
    Let's take a look at the typical Harvest Party.
    § It is a celebration.
    § It is chaperoned (usually).
    § It may have costumes.
    § Games are played.
    § Contests are held.
    § Food abounds.
    § Music blares.
    § Everyone enjoys themselves.
    Certainly, nothing to get concerned about, right? The problem, however, lies in the billing. The Harvest Party is usually referred to as the Christian alternative to traditional Halloween hijinx. Alternative, however, implies substitute. It assumes our children need something to take the place of Halloween, since they won't be participating in the secular and pagan celebrations. It suggests our kids are missing out on something. And indeed they are, if we allow them to spend Halloween in celebration.

    If we are to train our children to be soldiers in the army of Christ, why would we sign a pass for them to go on leave when the battle is escalating on the front lines?
    As a child of four, I contacted the first of many spirit guides (read: demons) while playing with a Kindergarten classmates' ouija board at a chaperoned Halloween party. This spiritual assault ignited an intrigue with the supernatural that culminated in my lifestyle as a practicing witch: divination, necromancy, channeling, astrology, psychic ability, and spell working. It wasn't until I was twenty that I met the real Jesus Christ, and was released from the trap that Satan had set for this young prisoner of war sixteen years earlier.

    There are too many casualities on Halloween and far too few troops fighing the enemy. Instead of partying on Halloween, teach your children how to fight. Keep them aware that the fight isn't against occultists, non-Christians, Christians who feel differently than we about Halloween, or institutions that promote Halloween, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers or darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places" (Ephesians 6:12).
    How do we teach our children to wrestle spiritually?
    § Discourage them from participating in traditional Halloween activities (2 Timothy 2:4). Then tell them why.
    § Encourage them to pray on a regular, daily basis (Ephesians 6:18). Let them know first hand the power that we have in prayer. All Christians should know how to fight on their knees.
    § Remind them to be alert and self-controlled (1 Corinthians 16:13; 1 Thessalonians 5:6). Give them the discipline of knowing it is their responsibility to keep watch. They, themselves, might also become casualties in the war.
    § Make certain they are prepared for battle (Ephesians 6:11). Do they know the truth? Stand on the Word of God? Have faith? Know the gospel? Are they righteous? Are they saved?...

    Instead of celebrating, what's a Christian to do on Satan's feast day? PRAY! Intercession and spiritual warfare should be the first item on our agenda. It is NOT a last resort!
    § Join with other families in the church. Have the pastor announce a night of spiritual battle. Organize a group of Christians parents and students from your children's school or homeschool group. As a family, designate the seven nights before October 31 as Family Prayer Outreach nights.
    § Pray for protection. Pray over both those who engage in prayer warfare and over those who will be out trick-or-treating or at Halloween parties. October 31 is a prime recruiting time for witches and Satanists....and a time for interested kids to experiment. Pray that the Lord keeps our kids from falling prey to those who worship the enemy.
    § Pray for discernment. Let the Holy Spirit direct you to specific prayer requests. Pray that the children who are "out there" will somehow "know" to keep away from certain activities. I have relatives who, even though they were not Christians, "knew" that ouija boards and levitation games were dangerous.
    § Pray that the Lord hinder the occult rituals. For four years, I lived in a building which over looked a cemetery where occult ceremonial markings were often found. ON certain occult feast days, usually between midnight and 3am, I would look down into the darkness and kneel at my window binding the demons that controlled the ceremonies. I'll never know this side of heaven what effect my prayers had. Maybe a potential sacrifice escaped. Maybe the occultists weren't successful in summoning their demon. Maybe a new, young recruit decided that this was not the lifestyle he thought he wanted.
    § Pray for the salvation of the occultists. Jesus Christ died for those whom Satan holds captive and deceived, for those who mock Him, who deny His deity or His existence. He doesn't want them to perish, but to come to Him calling Him Father, Lord. Pray the veil is lifted from their eyes, the Lord allows them to see clearly their spiritual condition and their only hope lies in Jesus Christ. Pray also, about whether the Lord would have you take a more active role in bringing the gospel to Satan's servants.
    § Let your children know that this is effective warfare. They must know their prayers are heard and acted on by our Father. Let them know they can make a difference.

    Come October 31, they'll know they have a job to do.

    Wednesday, October 26, 2005

    How Much Is Your Blog Worth?

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    Inside Ukrainian woman's penitentiary


    It is hard to be imagined by ordinary person who never knew what woman’s penitentiary is. It is a “staff” consisting of over thousand uneven-aged women-criminals. There are filicides, thieves, drug-addicts and other professionals among them.
    Lots of years are spent for expiation of the sins committed “at liberty.” They give birth to a child, they become mothers.

    Even in this hell, woman wants to be clear and beautiful.

    I love Ukraine and Ukrainians and millions of them love me. I have been celebrating the Orange Revolution and when President Viktor Yushchenko dismissed the office of the beautiful and wonderful Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko, I was disappointed. But, as my fairy Lady said that the Orange Revolution is still in evolution, I am still the number one foreign champion of her populist ideals and I will support her all the way until she becomes the President of Ukraine one fine day. Amen.

    The way women are being treated in prisons in Ukraine as you can see from the pictures (if you follow the link)is inhuman and I want to protest against the maltreatment of women in Ukraine, whether in prison or outside the prison.

    Sunday, October 23, 2005

    BREAKING NEWS: First Lady of Nigeria Dies In Spain


    PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO OF NIGERIA,THE BEREAVED HUSBAND OF STELLA OBASANJO.
    BoggyWoggy is sad.
    Because, the tragedy is bad.

    The breaking news on the CNN shook the whole of Nigeria as millions of Nigerians were going to fellowship and worship God in their various places of worship in churches and mosques.
    "Our First Lady Mrs. Stella Obasanjo has died!"
    "What?! What happened?"
    "They said she died after surgery in Spain."
    The news left millions petrified as they were in a state of shock.Speechless.
    Heart-broken.Frozen.
    MRS.STELLA OBASANJO.
    Stella Obasanjo was the apple of the eye of President Olusegun Obasanjo.
    She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Because, she was born into a very wealthy family. The Abebe Family is a household name in Nigeria. Her elder brother the medical specialist Dr.Abebe is a popular physician and their estate the Abebe Court is located in the exclusive Government Reserved Area of Ikoyi on the Lagos Island in Nigeria.

    Her sudden death would leave her husband and family and friends in shock.
    This is a terrible tragedy.
    MRS.STELLA OBASANJO.
    We were still trembling from the shocking news of the death of Stella Obasanjo when the horrible news of the Bellview plane crash hit us like Hurricane Katrina.
    "Over 115 people died in the plane crash near Abuja the capital of Nigeria," my cousin reported.
    Both the crew and passengers perished!
    I was speechless.

    Well, for the President of Nigeria, "Uncle Sege" as we call him, has other wives to comfort him. But, he would miss the petite beauty he chose to make his First Lady even though she was not his first wife. And the first wife is very much alive and well. I wonder how they would all be feeling now.
    Heart-broken.

    As Nigeria mourns, I send my condolences to all the bereaved families, relatives, friends and all Nigerians. May God comfort us all.

    Nigeria's first lady dies at 59

    BASHIR ADIGUN

    Associated Press

    ABUJA, Nigeria - Stella Obasanjo, the wife of Nigeria's president, died Sunday in Spain. She was 59.
    Her death came the same day a passenger jet carrying 117 people crashed shortly after takeoff from Lagos, Nigeria's largest city, with officials saying dozens on board survived.
    Stella Obasanjo, described as President Olusegun Obasanjo's "beloved wife," died after undergoing surgery, according to a brief statement signed by presidential spokeswoman Remi Oyo. No further details were given.
    The Spanish Foreign Ministry said Obasanjo's wife died Sunday morning at a hospital in the southern Spanish resort city of Marbella, where she had been on a private visit.

    Saturday, October 22, 2005

    Smoking Shrinks Peenis


    Joke of the Day - Smoking Shrinks Penis.
    Sent in by Tyro:

    Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."

    Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.

    How about something like this:

    Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?

    Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.

    Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.

    Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.

    Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.

    Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children. That is, if you're capable of conceiving any.

    Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.

    Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?

    Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.

    Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out!

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    Best joke of the week wins an Xposed Ball Cap - send them to editor@xposed.com
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