Sunday, July 16, 2006

Zinedine Zidane Nominated For Headbutt of the Year Award!

The historical 2006 World Cup in Germany has ended with the nost memorable scene of all time in the annals of FIFA World Cup Finals so far, the Zinedine Zidane headbutt Marco Materazzi of Italy.

BoggyWoggy hereby nominates Zinedine Zidane for the 2006 Headbutt of the Year Award.

Zizou will receive his award before the end of this year.

Interested Sponsors for the Presentation Ceremony should apply now to avoid stampede.

Special training sessions on Zizou's Headbutt available on video.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The Rock 'n' Roll Prime Minister Koizumi Goes To Graceland

President George W.Bush and Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi in Graceland.

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and Orikinla Osinachi have one thing in common. We love Elvis Presley. And both us love to croon and rock-n-roll to "Love Me Tender" and other Elvis songs.

The slapstick news that President Bush took Prime Minister Koizumi to Memphis to fulfill his rock-n-roll fantasy of doing his best impressions of Elvis made my day. And I am sure that Koizumi knows that Bill Clinton would have been a better tour guide to Graceland than George Bush.

President Bush can't rock-n-roll.
Because, cowboys can prance.
But cowboys can't dance.

Rock on Koizumi.
Elvis would have been proud to see you rock-n-roll.