Friday, December 01, 2006

We All Bleed Red

No sex
No Vex.


Thursday, November 02, 2006

Barbie Will Be 47 On December 1

This is what Barbie would look like if she ever got older, which she won't, because she is a toy doll.

Barbie made its debut in 1959 and since then, the anatomically improbable molded plastic statuette has become an icon and the most favourite doll of female children in America, Western Europe and other parts of the world. And I have given out Barbie dolls to children who asked for them.

Ruth Handler undeniably invented an American icon that functions as both a steady outlet for girls' dreams and an ever changing reflection of American society. This can be seen in the history of Barbie's clothes, and even her various "face lifts" to suit the times; in her professional, political and charitable endeavors; and more recently in the multi-culturalizing of her product line.

Imagine a horror movie where Barbie suddenly grew old and then started to scold Dubya over his bloody blunders in the war in Iraq.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

African Village Honeymoon Lodge

Won't you love to have your honeymoon in this exotic African Village Lodge?
It's a duplex with an evergreen Garden; Has an attached BQ

In case you even want to buy it, make an offer.
The owner is re-locating to Ijebu for chieftancy duties.
It's quite cheap - N850k.
Convert the N850k to USD.

Oh, please! Don't laugh it off.
It is not funny.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Sorry, Obscene Words Don’t Really Suck

Yes, obscene words don’t really suck.
I don’t know about you, but I can say fuck and still feel cool without any fuss.
Who even came up with the Golden Rule that fuck is an obscene word?

Why do we even trouble our brains over nothing?
The instinct rules us more than the intellect.
Your instincts influence you more than your wits.
As our senses override even commonsense.

Okay I can say fork and I cannot say fuck right? So, what’s the difference?
Please, grow up! And let us get over these childish and foolish rules of etiquette in airs and graces.

Yes, I am a Christian and God can even confirm it. And I can still say fuck and there is nowhere in the 10 Commandments that forbids me from saying so. Because, even if fuck may be an obscene word in your own English dictionary, but it is not so in my Holy Bible. And guess what? The Word of God precedes your own English word. So, keep your Golden Rule to yourself and let me say fuck as much as I can use my fork to dig into whatever I wish. Because, it is my business and not yours. I have the freedom of speech. Call a spade a fucking spade. Excuse me, please.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Paris Hilton Arrested: Watch The Video

Sept. 7 - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday and booked on suspicion of DUI after she was spotted driving her Mercedes erratically in Hollywood.

Just click on the Picture of Paris Hilton to watch the video.

Paris Hilton's stardom as we all know is a product of the Paparazzi. Because, when the chips are down, Miss Hilton can neither sing nor act. She can only quack for the Paparazzi!

Please, Jane Doe pass me the real news. I am bored of all these Hollwood GIGO.

Now here is the real news right from you know WHO. WHO!
Yes, the World Health Organization(WHO)has just dropped their own suicide bomb. That More die from suicide than wars, murders...

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - More people kill themselves each year than die from wars and murders combined, but most suicides could be prevented, two international experts on suicide said on Friday.
Some 20 million to 60 million try to kill themselves each year, but only about a million of them succeed, said Dr. Jose Manoel Bertolote, a mental health official at the World Health Organization in Geneva.
Yahoo News

Well, I am not surprised.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Nigerian Pastor Who Loves Blowjob

I have been keeping this unusual true story to myself since last year.

A certain abused wife of a Nigerian pastor complained that her husband always forced her to give him blowjob and the most annoying thing was he ejaculated inside her mouth. And he ignored all her protests to stop abusing her.

I wonder how the sex maniac became a pastor? And imagine the ignorant members of his congregation who would have been fooled by his fake ministry.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

If Only I Knew Hitler Then...

Adolf Hitler

Hitler failed twice to gain admission to a fine-arts school as a young man, but made a meagre living selling postcards and advertisements. He is estimated to have created more than 2,000 drawings and paintings.

One of Hitler's Paintings

If only Adolf Hitler's people were not ignorant fools, Hitler would have gone to study Art as he wanted in the Art Academy. But he was rejected. And as you know rejection leads to dejection and dejection leads to frustration and frustration leads to desperation and desperation leads to damnation. Hitler joined the Army out of frustration and desperation and his desperation led to his damnation of the Jews who bluffed and rebuffed him as he struggled to become an Artist.

Then the devil found him and he was raped by a gay officer and the devil uses homosexuality to convert the ignorant to Satanism and Hitler’s fate was sealed and the rest you all know that his damnation was World War 2 and The Holocaust.

If only I knew Adolf Hitler before he joined the Army, he would have been saved and there would have been no World War 2 and no Holocaust and over 20 million lives perished in that catastrophe would have been saved.

Beware how you bluff and rebuff the poor and needy among us lest you provoke them to hate you and the rest of us as Osama bin Laden and his hordes of lunatic fringe elements who have sworn to hate and destroy those who bluffed and rebuffed them and careless about the innocent ones among them are now threatening to destroy the rest of us.

Hitler's watercolours are as good as the so called paintings of Van Gogh.

If only his parents were rich, Hitler would have been sent to other Art Schools where he would have been given Admission and he would have improved and gone ahead to become a great artist and not the most hated misanthrope in human history.

Friday, August 25, 2006

American Idol Winner Sues Producer Over His Old Wacky Songs

Taylor Hicks
American Idol winner sues producer

A federal judge has temporarily barred a producer from selling songs recorded by American Idol winner Taylor Hicks from before he won the show.
Yahoo News, 25/08/2006

That was the news.

Now here is the real news behind the news.
American Idol winner Taylor Hicks does not want you to hear his old wacky songs and is afraid that the truth could be very bitter.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~~ Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
~~ Dinah Shore (1917 - 1994)

Monday, August 21, 2006

Osama bin Laden Wanted To Marry Whitney Houston

Now see how desperate some writers can be in their bid to make their books bestsellers. One writer has written that Osama bin Laden wanted to marry Whitney Houston.

Al Qaida chief Osama bin Laden was obsessed with singer Whitney Houston and wanted to marry her, a new book claims. Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet and novelist who says she was kept against her will as the terror boss's mistress in 1996, writes in her autobiography that he wanted to give the star a mansion and make her one of his wives.
Yahoo News 21/08/2006

Lest I forget, do you know that Bill Clinton wanted to marry Genevieve Nnaji?

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Case of JonBenet Ramsey and Other Tragedies

JonBenet Ramsey (Courtesy of the Washington Post)
This harrowing tragedy of the JonBenet Ramsey is just one out thousands of the most gruesome horrible and terrible atrocities going on around us as I have once blogged on the dangers of our ignorance.

JonBenet, a regular participant in child beauty contests, was found beaten and strangled in the family home the day after Christmas in 1996. Male DNA residue was found in her underwear, but police never reported a match for the sample.
Washington Post

In another tragic case, a child was raped and murdered in the public toilet while members of her family were nearby outside the toilet. How did the male predator find his way into the female toilet?

What of the rape and murder of helpless and powerless girls in Guatemala City?

Police found that the Ramsey family had given more than a dozen keys to the house -- to maids, workmen and others. Scores of neighbors and family friends were interviewed.
Washington Post

Why would they do such a foolish thing as quoted above? Distributing a dozen keys to strangers? Even maids are strangers? Because, you don't know what evils they do behind your back! Do you know how many children have been abused and violated by housemaids, neighbours and even tutors whilst their parents were not paying attention or absent?

When God warned us not to trust anyone, he wasn't joking.
You cannot trust anybody with your child, wife or husband.

I hold parents and the law enforcement agencies and the government responsible for these preventable crimes.

We must keep eyes on our children and women 24/7. And we must police our residential areas 24/7.

Ignorance kills.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Zinedine Zidane Nominated For Headbutt of the Year Award!

The historical 2006 World Cup in Germany has ended with the nost memorable scene of all time in the annals of FIFA World Cup Finals so far, the Zinedine Zidane headbutt Marco Materazzi of Italy.

BoggyWoggy hereby nominates Zinedine Zidane for the 2006 Headbutt of the Year Award.

Zizou will receive his award before the end of this year.

Interested Sponsors for the Presentation Ceremony should apply now to avoid stampede.

Special training sessions on Zizou's Headbutt available on video.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The Rock 'n' Roll Prime Minister Koizumi Goes To Graceland

President George W.Bush and Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi in Graceland.

Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and Orikinla Osinachi have one thing in common. We love Elvis Presley. And both us love to croon and rock-n-roll to "Love Me Tender" and other Elvis songs.

The slapstick news that President Bush took Prime Minister Koizumi to Memphis to fulfill his rock-n-roll fantasy of doing his best impressions of Elvis made my day. And I am sure that Koizumi knows that Bill Clinton would have been a better tour guide to Graceland than George Bush.

President Bush can't rock-n-roll.
Because, cowboys can prance.
But cowboys can't dance.

Rock on Koizumi.
Elvis would have been proud to see you rock-n-roll.

Monday, June 26, 2006

On My Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train

I have been very busy with my arts and literature.

I am the curator of an Art exhibition "Colours of Summer" to be held on Bonny Island in July. Also next month,I am releasing my cosmopolitan collection of poems, "Scarlet Tears of London". And all my efforts are meant to raise funds to make my first movie "Naked Beauty". If I raise enough funds, I will make it a feature. "Naked Beauty" is a love story to be produced as an intellectual Art film.

I need serious executive producers. And I have already given the screenplay to my friend Veronique Pierre to examine it. She is a genius. All brains and beauty and sexy too.

Linda Ikeji launched her Fashion, Modeling and Beauty (FM&B) magazine last night at the prestigious Golden Gate in Nigeria and I am very happy for her. And guess what?
I just love this dazzling Nigerian hottie Queen Ebong
who is the most determined black teenager in the virtual world with over four blogs, a growing forum and an active poster on the most popular African forum Nairaland. And she is about to launch her own commercial online magazine.

Lest I forget, Justin Timberlake just dumped... his "clingy" sugar mummy Cameron Diaz. I suspect that he is bored of her punani. And I suspect that her punani is now sour. Yeah! Even sex can be boring. Especially "sexing" the same punani that has seen better and worse days making rounds in Hollywood. And those Hollywood hunks are bad fuckers.

May God have mercy on us.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Genevieve Nnaji: The Most Popular Actress In Africa


Genevieve Nnaji is the most popular Actress in Africa today and the Queen of Nollywood. She is only 26 and has a great ambition to win an Oscar for her beloved country Nigeria.

She has recently faced the challenges of fame such as seeing her photographs being used by the notorious Internet Scammers to forge International Passports and make other fake documents to impersonate her for their fraudulent crimes.

BoggyWoggy will bring you more news on this sultry African actress.

Monday, May 22, 2006

BoggyWoggy Goofed Over The Da Vinci Code At The Box Office

May I apologize for misblogging that "The Da Vinci Code" flopped at the Box Office last Friday. I am sorry I goofed. Because, as I blog "The Da Vinci Code" has grossed over $224 Million worldwide and the Washington Post reports that At $77 Million, It's Code Green For 'Da Vinci' and to believe it, you have to confirm it first from the source.

I hereby advise that all the churches and Christian bodies going hysterical over the book and the film should face the urgent dangers and enemies within their flock, such as Anthony Bell, 25, of Baton Rouge who went on rampage and shot and killed his in-laws right inside their church and then killed his wife later.

Americans also should concentrate more on Bush's Base Betrayal than looking for excuses for their crisis of faith.

Friday, May 19, 2006

The Da Vinci Code Flops, Oops Tops At The Box Office

Film Reviewers misled BoggyWoggy to blog that the Dan Brown Code, oops sorry Da Vinci Code flopped on the big screen, because the director failed to interprete the masterpiece in pictures. The critics gave the film thumbs down. But guess what, The Da Vinci Code is a box office hit!

Worldwide the Sony release is estimated to have grossed $224 million.

Washington Post
Best advice? Seeing is believing!

The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Rating: 2 Stars (out of 4)

Groana Lisa
By Jeffrey M. Anderson

I love treasure hunt movies, especially when there's a Library Scene. In a Library Scene, characters sit around in a musty old library hunting through ancient books -- preferably the kind with latches and locks on the front -- solving puzzles from the ages. The Indiana Jones movies are full of Library Scenes, and even the Tomb Raider movies took an earnest stab at them.

Ron Howard's new film, The Da Vinci Code, has them, too, but Howard drains the breathless wonder from these scenes, directing them with the same bland, even tone as the rest of the film, even the chase scenes; he's the film director as auto pilot. (All his films have the same lifelessness, from holiday blockbusters like The Grinch to Oscar bait like A Beautiful Mind.)

Even worse is the screenplay by the lamentable Akiva Goldsman, who won an Oscar for the horrible A Beautiful Mind (2001) but also wrote the equally horrible Batman & Robin (1997). Ostensibly aimed at six year-olds and mental vegetables, the script explains everything twice, spelling out the big words three times, so that even if you've never heard of Jesus or Mary Magdalene you can still figure out this story.

In it, Symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is called in to help investigate a murder in the Louvre. He meets Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou), who warns him that the investigating officer (Jean Reno) is trying to pin the murder on him. The pair flits around the Parisian night, following a trail of clues, trying to discover the reason behind the murder. It leads to a giant conspiracy, a huge cover-up perpetuated by a secret society within the Catholic Church. And though the codes were dreamed up by a Frenchman, they're conveniently written in English!

Read the rest of the review

Friday, May 12, 2006

Chemistry of Love

Test Your Romantic Chemistry Now

Who knew? Crazy love facts to debunk the myths.

Wait till you hear the fascinating facts scientists have uncovered about how and why we humans fall in love. More...

Sunday, May 07, 2006

If Only You Were White...

"Hey, bitch, thank your grandpa for my nice cotton shirt."

I just read this very boggywoggy story on the Washington Post about the controversial rape case against Duke Lacrosse Players accused of raping a poor black woman who is an adult student at the North Carolina Central University. The "27-year-old NCCU student told police she was raped by three Duke University lacrosse players". But, they have denied the allegations.

The racists say Whites cannot rape Blacks!

America is the boggywoggiest place in the world.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Brad Pitt and Osama Bin Laden Among 100 Unsexiest Men

Brad Pitt rubs shoulders with the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama bin Laden among the most unsexiest men inthe world.
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World as he tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site.

Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.

Others are media personalities Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, and Alan Colmes, Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, and Clay Aiken. Of Aiken, the runner-up to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol 2," the site snarks "he still looks like someone's bratty little brother. Also included are Nickelback's Chad Kroeger gets dissed for "massive head, weird face, and bad hair," as well as for simply being in Nickelback, which the magazine calls "the worst band since the dawn of music." And My Chemical Romance member Gerard Way is labeled the "luckiest dude since Ringo."

Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline ranks 99th, with the comment "Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days". And Brad Pitt is the 100th unsexiest man in the world for bad hygiene."

Monday, April 17, 2006

Ignorance Kills:If Only They Were Reading His Blog

If only they were reading his blog.

Because, Kevin Ray Underwood posted enough hints on his blog to indicate how much he needed help. But, unfortunately they were not reading his blogs until now. When, it is already too late. Because, the monster in him had murdered an innocent 10 years old child Jamie Rose Bolin and would have eaten her corpse if it was not discovered.

His family and her family and all their neighbours were ignorant of the killer's blog where he had been bemoaning his manic depressive insanity with the respite of the lucid intervals that they knew. But, they never knew his darker sinister life.

The FBI and Interpol should be surfing the Internet and have an Internet Monitoring and Evaluation Depatment to survey the blogosphere inorder to separate the sheep from the goats. For there are cannibals and other predators on the prowl in the blogosphere.

The ignorance of the blogosphere is dangerous.
Blog Shows Dark Side of Okla. Slay Suspect


Friday, April 14, 2006

SCARY MOVIE V: SomeWhere in America

Every passing second of evey minute, horrible and terrible things are happening online in America and other parts of the Western World. This is their boggywoogy world.

I actually stole this pix from the most popular online forumNAIRALAND

I bet this is one of the most annoying things that made Zacarias Moussaoui to hate America. And the Americans have now provoked the Asians as the Asians Decry Adidas Shoe as a Misstep.

Remember, no matter how you look, Jesus Christ Loves you. And he said on the cross, "It is finished".

Happy Easter!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Manuel Marino Brings Marino Sounds To LA

I have to share this good news with you all!
Manuel Marino is a higly gifted musical genius from Italy and I endorse his music 100%.
Manuel Marino in New York before coming to LA
April 12, 2006
Marino Sounds

Marino Sounds of Italy Featured at E3 2006.
LOS ANGELES,CA-April 12, 2006.

Marino Sounds of Italy proudly announces that its latest orchestral soundtrack will be showcased this year at the Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, CA.

Manuel Marino, Managing Director of Marino Sounds stated “We are proud to be part of the creative effort responsible for making this epic fantasy title, Nexgen Studios’ Elven Legends”.

Nexgen Studios, a well known PC and mobile game developer, approached Marino Sounds to create a strong and moving orchestral soundtrack for Elven Legends. Alvin Yap, Managing Director of Singapore based Nexgen Studios added “It was very important that we find a musician who could address our international audience, and Manuel has made a major contribution to our newest title, we are very pleased with.” Marino Sounds’ soundtrack for the game, a tremendous piece reminiscent of “Lord of the Rings” can be experienced this May at the Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles, California, at the Nexgen Studios booth in the LA Convention Center.

About Marino Sounds
Marino Sounds is the audio studio music composer, artist and producer Manuel Marino created for television, multimedia and videogames needs.

"Manuel Marino is a former artist who decided to strike out on his own after's copyright scandal in 2000. His studio, Marino Sounds, provides audio for game, television and multimedia projects at as low a rate as possible in order to actively encourage business from the indie scene. Projects such as Derek Smart's Universal Combat and the X-com inspired UFO: Alien Invasion gave Marino a certain kudos, and his current work on the Morrowind ITP (Italian Translation Project) comprises a further step towards the mainstream. "Being 'indie' is like being in a big family. I feel that other independent musicians and designers are my brothers, and that they deserve my help," he told me. He's enjoyed the game experience so much that he's planning to establish a full-time dev team." (Paul Taylor, Music4Games)

Some News Extra:
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The Road to Bankruptcy


So, "Big Brother Nigeria" will give the winner $100,000.
For what achievement?
For being idle in a compound for 90 days?

Guinness the major sponsor should go and see the state of toilets, libraries and laboratories in Nigerian universities and know how to invest money wisely.

If you go to our universities, you will weep for our students. And these are the future leaders of Nigeria being treated with such indignity!

Share the $100,000 among the most accomplished Nigerian Students in Nigerian higher institutions or use the money to equip one of the laboratories.

Give Seun $100,000 and see what he will do with that money to take Nigeria to another level online.

Instead of us to copy the geniuses of the developed countries like the brains behind Google and sponsor their projects, we are fooling ourselves spending over N50 million on some idle young men and women daydreaming in a compound and being watched by equally idle people for 24/7.

No wonder Nigeria is still among the poorest countries and the fifth most uneducated in the world.

Millions of Nigerians online are doing Internet scams and the others are idle watching some more idle ones acting "Big Brother Nigeria" on TV.

The developed countries you are aping can afford such pleasures, because they have achieved a lot.
What have you achieved?

The foreign brains behind it are just fooling you all.
They have nothing to lose. They have done their homework. While you are busy watching "Big Brother Nigeria", they are busy working round the clock exploiting Nigeria through GSM Telecommunications, Oil explorations and other mega business deals in Nigeria.
While you are getting poorer, they are getting richer.

What is going on in Nigeria is GIGO.
Garbage in, garbage out.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Smart Alec Novelist Dan Brown Out With Another

First course, read The DAN BROWN CODE
Jokes aside, Dan Brown is a good adventure novelist like Bisi Ojediran of Nigeria. But, it is easier to become a bestselling writer in America and Europe than anywhere else on earth, because, most Americans and Europeans love escapism.

Ready for some full of conspiracy theories involving George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton and other Founding Fathers of the USA?

Then get ready for the next Robert Langdon thriller by Dan Brown which will be set in the nation's capital.

Its plot is built around the murders of several current political leaders by someone with ties to the Freemasons, the secretive fraternity that included some of the Founding Fathers.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Are You Blogging or Gossiping?

While Andy Wibbels one of the Whiz Kids of the expanding blogosphere is launching his new bestselling book Blog Wild, guess what?
Teachers are gossiping about you on their blogs!

Andy Wibbels' "BlogWild Hits Bookstores Today

Today's the day! Andy Wibbels' new book just came out: Blogwild! A Guide for Small Business Blogging. As part of the book launch promotion, if you purchase the book on April 6th through (only $12.97), you'll receive $50 off your choice of Six Figure Blogging, Easy Bake Weblogs, RSS Essentials or Business Blog Basics. This is a great opportunity to grab this hot new book as well as an online course to ensure your success. Buy the book now over at Go Blog Wild!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Americans Trust Nigerian Internet Scammers Than Bush

Yes, read this
"After realizing that Americans placed more trust in Nigerian emails than in the U.S. Congress...

In fact, from what I have read and seen so far, I believe that Americans trust the Nigerian Internet Scammers than their President George W.Bush.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Holding Your Book For the First Time!

by Andy Wibbels

It is strange holding your book in your hands for the first time.
I’ve directed and written many plays and that is always a very public unveiling - and a bit more maddening. WIth a play, you have to sit in the audience while the play (possibly) falls to shit in front of you, all while everyone in the audience is watching you during the play. Kind of like how the President feels when he attends a play (not that he ever does). With a play, your final goodbye (the final rehearsal) and the big unveiling (opening night) are usually 24 hours apart. Directors are in it for the process.
With a book, the final goodbye (the final set of revisions hastily faxed at 2am in the morning from a coffin-quiet Kinko’s) and the big unveiling were nearly four months apart. And it is a private matter - no one sees you and you don’t get to witness and audience enjoying your work. I almost waited for Ron to come in so we could open the package of books together but thought, no I want to savor this myself.Let me tell you more...

Sunday, April 02, 2006

My Perfect Lover?

Anthony of On a lighter mode tagged me.

Rules of the Game:
1. The tagged victim must come up with 10 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention gender of target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment saying they've been tagged.
4. If tagged again, there's no need to post a 2nd time.

I only responded for the very first time since I joined the blogosphere, because I respect Anthony. But, I am not going to tag other bloggers. Because, I don't want to indulge in all these tag me and I tag you or meme. You can see my 10 different points on my Perfect Lover on On a lighter mode

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Are Muslims The Children of the AntiChrist?

Why are millions of Muslims making Islam to look like the religion of primitivity and Christianity the religion of modernity?

When the the Islamic clerics and heretics in Afghanistan are calling for the excecution of Abdul Rashman and shouting "Death to Christians!", why are all the other Muslims not speaking out to correct them for their erroneous representation of Islam? And I have not seen, read or heard of Muslims in America and other countries coming out to denounce such inhumanity. But they were screaming blue murder over the controversial Danish cartoons of Prophet Muhammad some weeks ago. Why are they not talking now? So, they support their fellow Muslims in Afghanistan for their blasphemy against Christianity?
Is this not hypocrisy?

Jesus Christ said, "By their fruits you shall know them".

Muslims in America, Europe, Australia and other countries are allowed to practice their Islam and they even build their mosques and Islamic centres and dress in their Islamic fashion without molestation. But Muslims don't allow Christians to practice their Christianity in Islamic countries and if they believe that Jesus Christ was indeed a prophet of God, then why are the Muslims in Islamic countries and states attacking and killing Christians and shouting, "Death to Christians!"?

Why should we tolerate their Islam if they refuse to tolerate our Christianity?
Why should we allow them to build their mosques in America, Europe and Australia when they refuse to allow us to even carry our Holy Bible in the open in Afghanistan and other Arab countries?

What should we call those who attack innocent Christians and Christianity?
Remember that Jesus Christ warned us about the Antichrist that will come first in the veil of an angel of light. But will later manifest the true demonic and satanic characteristics as we are witnessing now all over the world as the Antichrists are attacking and killing innocent Christians!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Yahoo Wins Typo of the Day Award

29 Dead in Iraq; New Sweep Nets Inurgents
Yahoo News Headline

With the above typo, Yahoo is the proud winner of the BoggyWoggy Typo of the Day Award.

I wonder what the proofreaders and editors of Yahoo News were doing and they forgot the "S" in Insurgents.

Google's Quote of the Day:
"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." - Randy K. Milholland

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Start Investing With Only $100


  • I once mentioned that some bloggers are making over $10,000 from blogging monthly. And one blogger responded that he doubted my claims. And I laughed at his ignorance.

    I was reading The world's best-paid actors and actresses when I stumbled upon the following guidelines for you to make more money. Because, we all need more money. Even Uncle Bill Gates needs more dollars. Microsoft, Google, Yahoo and the other leaders are all competing for more dollars.

    "Start Investing With Only $100"
    By Richard Jenkins

    Investing isn’t as difficult or as expensive as most people think. Most of us just don't do it well. Here's what we do wrong and how to start doing it right -- with just $100.

    I'll let you in on a little secret about investing: It's not nearly as hard as you think. And it requires far less cash than you probably realize.

    However, the fact that most people do it badly might lead a reasonable person to believe that investing is incredibly difficult.

    How badly do most of us perform? A study by Dalbar Inc., a Boston-based investment research firm, found that from 1984 to 2002, when the S&P 500 Index ($INX) grew at an annual rate of 12.2%, individual investors in equity mutual funds saw average returns of 2.6% a year, before taxes.

    That's downright pitiful.

    So with the bar set appropriately low, I'm going to show you a method for starting and managing a portfolio that requires very little money (just $100), even less effort, minimizes taxes and transaction fees, and is likely to outperform the vast majority of mutual funds over the long haul.Start investing with $100.

    So many investors, so little profit
    First, let's look at the reasons for the awful performance of most investors. There are as many reasons as there are overpaid CEOs, of course, but here are the primary culprits:More

    Wednesday, March 22, 2006

    Online Lovers Shun Joan Rivers on

    72 years old Mama Joan Rivers is looking for love online.But she said nobody has even winked at her on the Internet. Why?
    So far, without success

    The 72-year-old comedian said she and assistant Matt Stewart created a profile for her on
    Yahoo News

    C'mon fellas!
    Don't be scared of dating an old woman.
    I bet you that Joan Rivers could give you more pleasure than those premature sex kittens crawling all over cyberspace.
    The older the better.
    A trial will convince you.

    Joan Rivers can contact me. Because, I am better than and all the other dotcom personals.

    Tuesday, March 21, 2006

    Sex and Hypocrisy

    This is actually based on a real dialogue I had with the father of one of my girlfriends some years ago in Lagos, Nigeria.

    Mr. John: Deecee.
    Deecee: Sir.
    Mr. John: Are you ill or sick?
    Deecee: No Sir.
    Mr. John: But, my daughter said that you don’t have sex. And I was curious and anxious to know if anything is wrong with you.
    Deecee: Nothing is wrong with me sir.
    Mr. John: Nothing is wrong with you and you don’t have sex? A healthy man should have sex at least four times in a week.
    So, what is wrong with you?
    Deecee: Nothing is wrong with me. I don’t have sex, because I am a Christian and the Holy Bible commands us not to have pre-marital sex. Fornication is a sin.
    Mr. John burst into laughter. And I felt embarrassed.

    Mr. John should be thanking God instead of laughing at me.
    He has very sexy gown up daughters and if not for the fear of God, I would have “bonked” all of them in Shomolu. Because, his daughters were very generous with their sexual intercourses once they liked you. And Shomolu girls are spoilt sex kittens. Imagine that boys actually take turns on many Shomolu girls and rate their erotic performances. Some of the obscene words they use are unprintable. Imagine boys describing a girl as having “watery” vagina? And they gossiped that another one had “tight cunt”.

    My cousin Hawkins was one of the guys who sampled many of the Shomolu girls who were hawking their sexual pleasures for just a bottle of Coca-Cola and “Suya” (spiced barbecued beef). Well, I had Sussy gratis. We met on Friday, I completed my cross examination of her medical history on Sunday and laid her eagle-spread on Monday. I was a certified counselor in safe sex, so I practiced what I was qualified to teach.

    I have been lucky with nubile babes and ladies. Because, they truly desired and loved me without making financial demands.

    In Nigeria, there are mothers and fathers who pimp for their daughters. And you see mothers using their pretty grown up daughters as sexy waitresses in their restaurants. And they still pretend that they are Christians and sneer at prostitution. But their daughters are worse than prostitutes.

    I know a woman who had all her pretty daughters selling in her “Pepper soup” bar and the daughters attracted so many men to the bar to guzzle bottles and cans of beer and stout and have the opportunity to make passes at the girls. The girls who were between 16 and 21 flirted with the men and made them spend more money on drinks and hot pepper soup. Many of the men courted the girls and became their suitors. The prettiest of them all soon got married to one of the men and there only three left. So, there was a romantic scramble for them. But the oldest played hard to get and kept many of the men at arm’s length, except me. Because, she knew that I was not coming to their bar for the pleasures of romantic overtures. She soon started seeing me. And she was the most sought after of them. But, the men who were older and had money were curious and anxious to know why she could be attracted to me who they all knew was a strange bohemian artist and poet who was a vegetarian and whose precarious life should frighten her. But contrary to their expectations, my mystique made me unique and some of my cousins and well wishers mentioned my good qualities and looks. They joked that girls and ladies preferred tall guys like me, because tall guys have long penis. And every girl and lady prefers the long dick and the taller the man the longer the dick. And I smirked when I heard their jokes. Again, they said I was very good in conversations and with a good sense of humour. They have also seen me with Caucasian ladies like my darling Nikky who was a beautiful blonde from Munich. I was in a class of my own. And such a person would be very attractive to our local girls and ladies. The jealous and envious ones hissed and sulked. But, they thought most of the girls and ladies would be disappointed once they found out the well known fact that I was a strict Christian who never slept with all the girls and ladies in my company.

    My own disappointment was the fact that, most of these men were married and professed Christianity and would be shouting loudest in criticizing prostitutes.
    My final verdict is most girls and ladies who criticize and jeer at those they call prostitutes are not different. Because, any girl or lady going out with a guy for the pleasures of his money and riches is a prostitute. And if you marry a man, because of his money and riches, you are a prostitute.
    Everybody has a price.

    Sunday, March 19, 2006

    Jakub Fik Cut Off His Penis

    You must read this!

    A man named Fik cut off his dick!
    And threw the bleeding dick at the cops!

    Why the fxxk did Fik cut off his small dick?
    He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland.

    Guess, he was blaming his frustrations with his girlfriend on his dick.
    If only he had a big dick, his babe would have been satisfied with him.

    Friday, March 17, 2006

    The Stars of March: March 19 Celebrity Birthdays

    Here are three of my favourite Hollywood stars. From the rugged Bruce Willis to the sexy Vanessa Williams and big and beautiful Queen Latifah. And I am giving you their contact addresses to send them "Happy Birthday" greetings.

    Walter Bruce Willis (born March 19, 1955 in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany)

    Bruce Willis, 51
    Cheyenne Enterprises
    406 Wilshire Blvd
    Santa Monica, CA 90401

    Vanessa Williams, 43
    c/o Brad Cafarelli
    Bragman/Nyman/Cafarelli (BNC)
    Pacific Design Center
    8687 Melrose Ave Fl 8
    Los Angeles, CA 90069

    Queen Latifah, 36
    Flavor Unit Entertainment
    155 Morgan St
    Jersey City, NJ 07302

    Thanks to Jordan McAuley for sending me the notifications.
    Contact Any Celebrity
    8721 Santa Monica Blvd. #431
    Los Angeles, CA 90069-4507

    Monday, March 06, 2006

    Gisele Bundchen and Linda Ikeji

    Gisele Bundchen

    Anybody who knows about the most popular celebrities in the world should know Gisele Bundchen, the stunning Brazilian brunette, with her tanned limbs, perfect curves and piercing ocean-blue eyes, who has brought glamour and sex appeal back to the fashion industry since Naomi Campbell.

    But, who has heard of Linda Ikeji, the sultry dark and lovely and sexy highest paid model in Nigeria?
    Linda Ikeji

    One on one, I will bet my one million dollars that Linda is hotter than Gisele and put both of them on the runway, Linda will outshine Gisele in her catwalk.
    Linda is also more intellectual in her ambitions with the maiden edition of her Fashion, Modeling and Beauty (FM&B)Magazine to be launched in London and she has written books to be published very soon.

    Both Gisele and Linda were born in 1980. While Gisele went straight into modeling from age 14, Linda finished high school and went straight to Lagos City College and moved on to the University of Lagos and graduated in 2001. She was modeling whilst she was in school. A year after graduation, Linda establsihed her Black Dove Models and Events Agency in Lagos.

    The bottomline is after modeling, what's next for Gisele?
    My best advice for her is that she should go to Hollywood and become an actress. Gisele should succeed where Naomi failed in acting.

    Sunday, March 05, 2006

    Why is American Idol the #1 Show in America?

    Why is American Idol the #1 Show in America?

    The phenomenal success of FOX’s No. 1 hit show, American Idol is worth researching in Business Schools. But, I think the show is over rated and is another product of the warped American psyche of idol worship celebrated in their entertainment industry and now similar spinoffs are becoming popular in South Africa with Project Fame and even in Nigeria with Star Quest.

    You know the world is full of copycats! 99% of people in the world will do anything for fame and fortune.

    Saturday, March 04, 2006

    I Go Egypt Straight Away

    “Me, I am finish with Nigeria. I go Egypt straight away”.
    ~ Feisal Mohammed, one of the freed hostages of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) in Nigeria who could not express himself very well in English.

    Friday, March 03, 2006

    The Trial of the Pedophile

    JUDGE: Are you married?
    PROPHET: Yes.
    JUDGE: Happily or unhappily married?
    PROPHET: Happily married with 13 wives.
    JUDGE: Then, why did you rape a 9 year old girl?
    PROPHET: She is my wife. How can I rape my own wife?
    JUDGE: You mean you married a 9 year old girl?
    PROPHET: Yes.
    JUDGE: And her parents agreed?
    PROPHET: Yes. In fact, they gave her to me when she was only 6 years old.
    JUDGE:(wide-eyed)When she was only 6?!
    PROPHET:(chuckling)Yes. It was ordained by divine commission. I saw her in my vision. I am a Prophet.
    JUDGE: That you should marry a 6 year old girl and rape her at 9?
    PROPHET: I did not rape her! I only made love to her!
    JUDGE: How old are you?
    PROPHET: 54 years old.
    ( The judge suddenly suffered a massive heart attack and collapsed.)

    Wednesday, March 01, 2006

    Climate of Hate Where Racism is the Worst Form of Terrorism

    I have also posted this on a blog in response to a post on offensive comments.

    I have been receiving racist hate comments on my blogs and I have decided not to delete them. But, to show them as the indicators of the occupational hazards of blogging. And to laugh them off too.

    Why do people hate even strangers they have never seen?

    Funny to receive anonymous racist hate comments by racists who think all Nigerians are black. And who have a long way to go in their state of ignorance.

    We all bleed RED Blood.
    And all skeletons are white.

    Personally, I don't care about race, class or creed.
    My numero uno is Asian and a Taoist and I love her intoto.

    Even, I can dine and wine with Osama bin laden's daughter or the daughter of the chieftain of the KKK.

    The more humans hate others, the more I feel sorry for them.
    Because, it is not their fault. They did not create themselves.
    Did I create myself black or white?

    We are all innocent of our nature.
    From my complexion to my stiff erection.
    But, please be free to spill your guts.

    Racism is the Worst form of Terrorism!

    Friday, February 17, 2006

    I Want My 72 Virgins Now!

    Dear Sultan,
    I believe in seeing is believing.

    Therefore, before I go on this suicide-bombing mission to Eldorado, may I ask for my own 72 Virgins now.

    No. I don't need the virgins in Paradise. I prefer the virgins here on earth.
    Real virgin with flesh and blood and not those spirits of 72 Virgins in Paradise.
    I may get to heaven and discover that I have lost my erection due to heavenly laws and my greatest fear is that sex may not be allowed in Paradise. And of what use will the 72 Virgins be to me if I cannot taste their pudding?

    I want the 72 Virgins to be between the ages 16 and 30. Very succulent virgins. Selected from the United Arab Emirates.

    I will test all the 72 Virgins by spending one night with one virgin for 72 nights and once I have confirmed that they were actually virgins before I tested their pudding, then I am willing to even lead the suicide bombers to anywhere you command.

    Once, you give me the 72 Virgins...em, may I ask for Osama bin Laden's sexy niece as a bonus. Gosh! Imagine me riding Osama bin Laden's niece like a camel!

    Yes, I want her for just one extra night.
    Sex is my own opium.

    I am asking for my own 72 Virgins now right here on earth, because I don't want to get to Paradise and find that there are no more Virgins left to give me and again, I could be stopped from testing them.

    Once, you have selected all the 72 Virgins, please contact me.
    Please, note.
    Again, no fallen boobs.
    I prefer virgin with upright "Good Morning" boobs and arrowhead tits.
    If I discover that any hymen is already broken before my entrance, this agreement will be terminated and we will start all over again with another round of 72 Arab Virgins.

    Your prompt and positive response would highly appreciated.
    Your boggywoggyly,
    "Alhaji". BoggyWoggy.
    I will drop the title of "Alhaji" if you don't give me a positive response within 24 hours and I will cancel my trip to Makkah.

    Monday, February 13, 2006

    SOS For Valentine!Please, Come And Rescue Me For Valentine


    I received an SOS from my beloved Muslim girlfriend in Iraq.
    She wants me to come and rescue her for our Valentine's Day Party tomorrow!
    And I am not afraid of the Taliban father and bodyguards.

    I am going to Iraq to rescue My Sweet Valentine Sunniya.
    We have a plan.

    She told me to disguise in a Hijab and Jilbaab. So, since nobody will dare to lay a finger on a woman in Islamic masquerade, nobody will suspect anything. Then, she can come out to see me and both of us can escape to Turkey and from Turkey to the UK and from the UK to the USA to enjoy the St. Valentine's Day like all normal humans do.

    Perfect plan. What do you think?