Monday, February 13, 2006

SOS For Valentine!Please, Come And Rescue Me For Valentine

SUNNIYA'S FATHER FLOGGING HER AND HER SISTERS AND DRIVING THEM BACK TO THE HAREM.

I received an SOS from my beloved Muslim girlfriend in Iraq.
She wants me to come and rescue her for our Valentine's Day Party tomorrow!
And I am not afraid of the Taliban father and bodyguards.

I am going to Iraq to rescue My Sweet Valentine Sunniya.
We have a plan.

She told me to disguise in a Hijab and Jilbaab. So, since nobody will dare to lay a finger on a woman in Islamic masquerade, nobody will suspect anything. Then, she can come out to see me and both of us can escape to Turkey and from Turkey to the UK and from the UK to the USA to enjoy the St. Valentine's Day like all normal humans do.

Perfect plan. What do you think?

3 comments:

Aima said...

Thats so funny..."She told me to disguise in a Hijab and Jilbaab"
what kinda shoes do you intend on wearing with that outfit? :)

"Perfect plan. What do you think?"
doesn't get not 'perfecter' than that.

Felix Adebayo said...

Yes, perfect plan. I wish you all the best in your love escapades. And hope you come back with all your limbs intact. Haha haaa!

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

My real Valentine just got attacked by unknown robbers on a scooter KYELS and I am suspecting Osama bin Laden sent them to do that. Now, I have to contact Rambo for another mission to retreive the video camera they stole from her.