Friday, September 29, 2006

How To Win The Love Of A Moslem Babe

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Sorry, Obscene Words Don’t Really Suck

Yes, obscene words don’t really suck.
I don’t know about you, but I can say fuck and still feel cool without any fuss.
Who even came up with the Golden Rule that fuck is an obscene word?

Why do we even trouble our brains over nothing?
The instinct rules us more than the intellect.
Your instincts influence you more than your wits.
As our senses override even commonsense.

Okay I can say fork and I cannot say fuck right? So, what’s the difference?
Please, grow up! And let us get over these childish and foolish rules of etiquette in airs and graces.

Yes, I am a Christian and God can even confirm it. And I can still say fuck and there is nowhere in the 10 Commandments that forbids me from saying so. Because, even if fuck may be an obscene word in your own English dictionary, but it is not so in my Holy Bible. And guess what? The Word of God precedes your own English word. So, keep your Golden Rule to yourself and let me say fuck as much as I can use my fork to dig into whatever I wish. Because, it is my business and not yours. I have the freedom of speech. Call a spade a fucking spade. Excuse me, please.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Paris Hilton Arrested: Watch The Video

Sept. 7 - Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday and booked on suspicion of DUI after she was spotted driving her Mercedes erratically in Hollywood.

Just click on the Picture of Paris Hilton to watch the video.

Paris Hilton's stardom as we all know is a product of the Paparazzi. Because, when the chips are down, Miss Hilton can neither sing nor act. She can only quack for the Paparazzi!

Please, Jane Doe pass me the real news. I am bored of all these Hollwood GIGO.

Now here is the real news right from you know WHO. WHO!
Yes, the World Health Organization(WHO)has just dropped their own suicide bomb. That More die from suicide than wars, murders...

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - More people kill themselves each year than die from wars and murders combined, but most suicides could be prevented, two international experts on suicide said on Friday.
Some 20 million to 60 million try to kill themselves each year, but only about a million of them succeed, said Dr. Jose Manoel Bertolote, a mental health official at the World Health Organization in Geneva.
Yahoo News

Well, I am not surprised.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Nigerian Pastor Who Loves Blowjob

I have been keeping this unusual true story to myself since last year.

A certain abused wife of a Nigerian pastor complained that her husband always forced her to give him blowjob and the most annoying thing was he ejaculated inside her mouth. And he ignored all her protests to stop abusing her.

I wonder how the sex maniac became a pastor? And imagine the ignorant members of his congregation who would have been fooled by his fake ministry.