Friday, March 31, 2006

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Are Muslims The Children of the AntiChrist?

Why are millions of Muslims making Islam to look like the religion of primitivity and Christianity the religion of modernity?

When the the Islamic clerics and heretics in Afghanistan are calling for the excecution of Abdul Rashman and shouting "Death to Christians!", why are all the other Muslims not speaking out to correct them for their erroneous representation of Islam? And I have not seen, read or heard of Muslims in America and other countries coming out to denounce such inhumanity. But they were screaming blue murder over the controversial Danish cartoons of Prophet Muhammad some weeks ago. Why are they not talking now? So, they support their fellow Muslims in Afghanistan for their blasphemy against Christianity?
Is this not hypocrisy?

Jesus Christ said, "By their fruits you shall know them".

Muslims in America, Europe, Australia and other countries are allowed to practice their Islam and they even build their mosques and Islamic centres and dress in their Islamic fashion without molestation. But Muslims don't allow Christians to practice their Christianity in Islamic countries and if they believe that Jesus Christ was indeed a prophet of God, then why are the Muslims in Islamic countries and states attacking and killing Christians and shouting, "Death to Christians!"?

Why should we tolerate their Islam if they refuse to tolerate our Christianity?
Why should we allow them to build their mosques in America, Europe and Australia when they refuse to allow us to even carry our Holy Bible in the open in Afghanistan and other Arab countries?

What should we call those who attack innocent Christians and Christianity?
Remember that Jesus Christ warned us about the Antichrist that will come first in the veil of an angel of light. But will later manifest the true demonic and satanic characteristics as we are witnessing now all over the world as the Antichrists are attacking and killing innocent Christians!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Yahoo Wins Typo of the Day Award

29 Dead in Iraq; New Sweep Nets Inurgents
Yahoo News Headline

With the above typo, Yahoo is the proud winner of the BoggyWoggy Typo of the Day Award.

I wonder what the proofreaders and editors of Yahoo News were doing and they forgot the "S" in Insurgents.

Google's Quote of the Day:
"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." - Randy K. Milholland

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Start Investing With Only $100


  • I once mentioned that some bloggers are making over $10,000 from blogging monthly. And one blogger responded that he doubted my claims. And I laughed at his ignorance.

    I was reading The world's best-paid actors and actresses when I stumbled upon the following guidelines for you to make more money. Because, we all need more money. Even Uncle Bill Gates needs more dollars. Microsoft, Google, Yahoo and the other leaders are all competing for more dollars.

    "Start Investing With Only $100"
    By Richard Jenkins

    Investing isn’t as difficult or as expensive as most people think. Most of us just don't do it well. Here's what we do wrong and how to start doing it right -- with just $100.

    I'll let you in on a little secret about investing: It's not nearly as hard as you think. And it requires far less cash than you probably realize.

    However, the fact that most people do it badly might lead a reasonable person to believe that investing is incredibly difficult.

    How badly do most of us perform? A study by Dalbar Inc., a Boston-based investment research firm, found that from 1984 to 2002, when the S&P 500 Index ($INX) grew at an annual rate of 12.2%, individual investors in equity mutual funds saw average returns of 2.6% a year, before taxes.

    That's downright pitiful.

    So with the bar set appropriately low, I'm going to show you a method for starting and managing a portfolio that requires very little money (just $100), even less effort, minimizes taxes and transaction fees, and is likely to outperform the vast majority of mutual funds over the long haul.Start investing with $100.

    So many investors, so little profit
    First, let's look at the reasons for the awful performance of most investors. There are as many reasons as there are overpaid CEOs, of course, but here are the primary culprits:More

    Wednesday, March 22, 2006

    Online Lovers Shun Joan Rivers on

    72 years old Mama Joan Rivers is looking for love online.But she said nobody has even winked at her on the Internet. Why?
    So far, without success

    The 72-year-old comedian said she and assistant Matt Stewart created a profile for her on
    Yahoo News

    C'mon fellas!
    Don't be scared of dating an old woman.
    I bet you that Joan Rivers could give you more pleasure than those premature sex kittens crawling all over cyberspace.
    The older the better.
    A trial will convince you.

    Joan Rivers can contact me. Because, I am better than and all the other dotcom personals.

    Tuesday, March 21, 2006

    Sex and Hypocrisy

    This is actually based on a real dialogue I had with the father of one of my girlfriends some years ago in Lagos, Nigeria.

    Mr. John: Deecee.
    Deecee: Sir.
    Mr. John: Are you ill or sick?
    Deecee: No Sir.
    Mr. John: But, my daughter said that you don’t have sex. And I was curious and anxious to know if anything is wrong with you.
    Deecee: Nothing is wrong with me sir.
    Mr. John: Nothing is wrong with you and you don’t have sex? A healthy man should have sex at least four times in a week.
    So, what is wrong with you?
    Deecee: Nothing is wrong with me. I don’t have sex, because I am a Christian and the Holy Bible commands us not to have pre-marital sex. Fornication is a sin.
    Mr. John burst into laughter. And I felt embarrassed.

    Mr. John should be thanking God instead of laughing at me.
    He has very sexy gown up daughters and if not for the fear of God, I would have “bonked” all of them in Shomolu. Because, his daughters were very generous with their sexual intercourses once they liked you. And Shomolu girls are spoilt sex kittens. Imagine that boys actually take turns on many Shomolu girls and rate their erotic performances. Some of the obscene words they use are unprintable. Imagine boys describing a girl as having “watery” vagina? And they gossiped that another one had “tight cunt”.

    My cousin Hawkins was one of the guys who sampled many of the Shomolu girls who were hawking their sexual pleasures for just a bottle of Coca-Cola and “Suya” (spiced barbecued beef). Well, I had Sussy gratis. We met on Friday, I completed my cross examination of her medical history on Sunday and laid her eagle-spread on Monday. I was a certified counselor in safe sex, so I practiced what I was qualified to teach.

    I have been lucky with nubile babes and ladies. Because, they truly desired and loved me without making financial demands.

    In Nigeria, there are mothers and fathers who pimp for their daughters. And you see mothers using their pretty grown up daughters as sexy waitresses in their restaurants. And they still pretend that they are Christians and sneer at prostitution. But their daughters are worse than prostitutes.

    I know a woman who had all her pretty daughters selling in her “Pepper soup” bar and the daughters attracted so many men to the bar to guzzle bottles and cans of beer and stout and have the opportunity to make passes at the girls. The girls who were between 16 and 21 flirted with the men and made them spend more money on drinks and hot pepper soup. Many of the men courted the girls and became their suitors. The prettiest of them all soon got married to one of the men and there only three left. So, there was a romantic scramble for them. But the oldest played hard to get and kept many of the men at arm’s length, except me. Because, she knew that I was not coming to their bar for the pleasures of romantic overtures. She soon started seeing me. And she was the most sought after of them. But, the men who were older and had money were curious and anxious to know why she could be attracted to me who they all knew was a strange bohemian artist and poet who was a vegetarian and whose precarious life should frighten her. But contrary to their expectations, my mystique made me unique and some of my cousins and well wishers mentioned my good qualities and looks. They joked that girls and ladies preferred tall guys like me, because tall guys have long penis. And every girl and lady prefers the long dick and the taller the man the longer the dick. And I smirked when I heard their jokes. Again, they said I was very good in conversations and with a good sense of humour. They have also seen me with Caucasian ladies like my darling Nikky who was a beautiful blonde from Munich. I was in a class of my own. And such a person would be very attractive to our local girls and ladies. The jealous and envious ones hissed and sulked. But, they thought most of the girls and ladies would be disappointed once they found out the well known fact that I was a strict Christian who never slept with all the girls and ladies in my company.

    My own disappointment was the fact that, most of these men were married and professed Christianity and would be shouting loudest in criticizing prostitutes.
    My final verdict is most girls and ladies who criticize and jeer at those they call prostitutes are not different. Because, any girl or lady going out with a guy for the pleasures of his money and riches is a prostitute. And if you marry a man, because of his money and riches, you are a prostitute.
    Everybody has a price.

    Sunday, March 19, 2006

    Jakub Fik Cut Off His Penis

    You must read this!

    A man named Fik cut off his dick!
    And threw the bleeding dick at the cops!

    Why the fxxk did Fik cut off his small dick?
    He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland.

    Guess, he was blaming his frustrations with his girlfriend on his dick.
    If only he had a big dick, his babe would have been satisfied with him.

    Friday, March 17, 2006

    The Stars of March: March 19 Celebrity Birthdays

    Here are three of my favourite Hollywood stars. From the rugged Bruce Willis to the sexy Vanessa Williams and big and beautiful Queen Latifah. And I am giving you their contact addresses to send them "Happy Birthday" greetings.

    Walter Bruce Willis (born March 19, 1955 in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany)

    Bruce Willis, 51
    Cheyenne Enterprises
    406 Wilshire Blvd
    Santa Monica, CA 90401

    Vanessa Williams, 43
    c/o Brad Cafarelli
    Bragman/Nyman/Cafarelli (BNC)
    Pacific Design Center
    8687 Melrose Ave Fl 8
    Los Angeles, CA 90069

    Queen Latifah, 36
    Flavor Unit Entertainment
    155 Morgan St
    Jersey City, NJ 07302

    Thanks to Jordan McAuley for sending me the notifications.
    Contact Any Celebrity
    8721 Santa Monica Blvd. #431
    Los Angeles, CA 90069-4507

    Monday, March 06, 2006

    Gisele Bundchen and Linda Ikeji

    Gisele Bundchen

    Anybody who knows about the most popular celebrities in the world should know Gisele Bundchen, the stunning Brazilian brunette, with her tanned limbs, perfect curves and piercing ocean-blue eyes, who has brought glamour and sex appeal back to the fashion industry since Naomi Campbell.

    But, who has heard of Linda Ikeji, the sultry dark and lovely and sexy highest paid model in Nigeria?
    Linda Ikeji

    One on one, I will bet my one million dollars that Linda is hotter than Gisele and put both of them on the runway, Linda will outshine Gisele in her catwalk.
    Linda is also more intellectual in her ambitions with the maiden edition of her Fashion, Modeling and Beauty (FM&B)Magazine to be launched in London and she has written books to be published very soon.

    Both Gisele and Linda were born in 1980. While Gisele went straight into modeling from age 14, Linda finished high school and went straight to Lagos City College and moved on to the University of Lagos and graduated in 2001. She was modeling whilst she was in school. A year after graduation, Linda establsihed her Black Dove Models and Events Agency in Lagos.

    The bottomline is after modeling, what's next for Gisele?
    My best advice for her is that she should go to Hollywood and become an actress. Gisele should succeed where Naomi failed in acting.

    Sunday, March 05, 2006

    Why is American Idol the #1 Show in America?

    Why is American Idol the #1 Show in America?

    The phenomenal success of FOX’s No. 1 hit show, American Idol is worth researching in Business Schools. But, I think the show is over rated and is another product of the warped American psyche of idol worship celebrated in their entertainment industry and now similar spinoffs are becoming popular in South Africa with Project Fame and even in Nigeria with Star Quest.

    You know the world is full of copycats! 99% of people in the world will do anything for fame and fortune.

    Saturday, March 04, 2006

    I Go Egypt Straight Away

    “Me, I am finish with Nigeria. I go Egypt straight away”.
    ~ Feisal Mohammed, one of the freed hostages of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) in Nigeria who could not express himself very well in English.

    Friday, March 03, 2006

    The Trial of the Pedophile

    JUDGE: Are you married?
    PROPHET: Yes.
    JUDGE: Happily or unhappily married?
    PROPHET: Happily married with 13 wives.
    JUDGE: Then, why did you rape a 9 year old girl?
    PROPHET: She is my wife. How can I rape my own wife?
    JUDGE: You mean you married a 9 year old girl?
    PROPHET: Yes.
    JUDGE: And her parents agreed?
    PROPHET: Yes. In fact, they gave her to me when she was only 6 years old.
    JUDGE:(wide-eyed)When she was only 6?!
    PROPHET:(chuckling)Yes. It was ordained by divine commission. I saw her in my vision. I am a Prophet.
    JUDGE: That you should marry a 6 year old girl and rape her at 9?
    PROPHET: I did not rape her! I only made love to her!
    JUDGE: How old are you?
    PROPHET: 54 years old.
    ( The judge suddenly suffered a massive heart attack and collapsed.)

    Wednesday, March 01, 2006

    Climate of Hate Where Racism is the Worst Form of Terrorism

    I have also posted this on a blog in response to a post on offensive comments.

    I have been receiving racist hate comments on my blogs and I have decided not to delete them. But, to show them as the indicators of the occupational hazards of blogging. And to laugh them off too.

    Why do people hate even strangers they have never seen?

    Funny to receive anonymous racist hate comments by racists who think all Nigerians are black. And who have a long way to go in their state of ignorance.

    We all bleed RED Blood.
    And all skeletons are white.

    Personally, I don't care about race, class or creed.
    My numero uno is Asian and a Taoist and I love her intoto.

    Even, I can dine and wine with Osama bin laden's daughter or the daughter of the chieftain of the KKK.

    The more humans hate others, the more I feel sorry for them.
    Because, it is not their fault. They did not create themselves.
    Did I create myself black or white?

    We are all innocent of our nature.
    From my complexion to my stiff erection.
    But, please be free to spill your guts.

    Racism is the Worst form of Terrorism!