Sunday, March 19, 2006

Jakub Fik Cut Off His Penis

You must read this!

A man named Fik cut off his dick!
And threw the bleeding dick at the cops!

Why the fxxk did Fik cut off his small dick?
He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland.


Guess, he was blaming his frustrations with his girlfriend on his dick.
If only he had a big dick, his babe would have been satisfied with him.

6 comments:

meeh said...

LOL.... Well, I have heard of a woman cutting of her husbands dick but that was because he was cheating on her. But I'm so glad to hear of a man that cut of his dick. It probably was not capable of performing.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Meeh,
"But I'm so glad to hear of a man that cut of his dick. It probably was not capable of performing."
(Lol)
You are mean!

I would have helped if Fik wanted to enalarge his dick and there is also a Nigerian herbal treatment for maximum erection too.

Just in case, you know anyone who is frustrated with his dick, refer the patient to BoggyWoggy.

Felix Adebayo said...

Poor, stupid guy. And now he has no dick. Haha haaa...

Anonymous said...

u idiot read da thind first and than say that he has no dick.... they sewd it back on u fucking moran

Anonymous said...

funniest thing is the fireman who picked it up could have used it fore himself--he recently had a penile implant i heard

Anonymous said...

Carlos Mencia was talkin about this guy...man it's funny. something about the guy got his penis put back on and it works just fine lol.