Friday, February 17, 2006

I Want My 72 Virgins Now!

Dear Sultan,
I believe in seeing is believing.

Therefore, before I go on this suicide-bombing mission to Eldorado, may I ask for my own 72 Virgins now.

No. I don't need the virgins in Paradise. I prefer the virgins here on earth.
Real virgin with flesh and blood and not those spirits of 72 Virgins in Paradise.
I may get to heaven and discover that I have lost my erection due to heavenly laws and my greatest fear is that sex may not be allowed in Paradise. And of what use will the 72 Virgins be to me if I cannot taste their pudding?

I want the 72 Virgins to be between the ages 16 and 30. Very succulent virgins. Selected from the United Arab Emirates.

I will test all the 72 Virgins by spending one night with one virgin for 72 nights and once I have confirmed that they were actually virgins before I tested their pudding, then I am willing to even lead the suicide bombers to anywhere you command.

Once, you give me the 72 Virgins...em, may I ask for Osama bin Laden's sexy niece as a bonus. Gosh! Imagine me riding Osama bin Laden's niece like a camel!

Yes, I want her for just one extra night.
Sex is my own opium.

I am asking for my own 72 Virgins now right here on earth, because I don't want to get to Paradise and find that there are no more Virgins left to give me and again, I could be stopped from testing them.

Once, you have selected all the 72 Virgins, please contact me.
Please, note.
Again, no fallen boobs.
I prefer virgin with upright "Good Morning" boobs and arrowhead tits.
If I discover that any hymen is already broken before my entrance, this agreement will be terminated and we will start all over again with another round of 72 Arab Virgins.

Your prompt and positive response would highly appreciated.
Your boggywoggyly,
"Alhaji". BoggyWoggy.
I will drop the title of "Alhaji" if you don't give me a positive response within 24 hours and I will cancel my trip to Makkah.

Monday, February 13, 2006

SOS For Valentine!Please, Come And Rescue Me For Valentine


I received an SOS from my beloved Muslim girlfriend in Iraq.
She wants me to come and rescue her for our Valentine's Day Party tomorrow!
And I am not afraid of the Taliban father and bodyguards.

I am going to Iraq to rescue My Sweet Valentine Sunniya.
We have a plan.

She told me to disguise in a Hijab and Jilbaab. So, since nobody will dare to lay a finger on a woman in Islamic masquerade, nobody will suspect anything. Then, she can come out to see me and both of us can escape to Turkey and from Turkey to the UK and from the UK to the USA to enjoy the St. Valentine's Day like all normal humans do.

Perfect plan. What do you think?

Sunday, February 12, 2006

KYELS: Geek 4 Life

Kyels is an open-minded young Malaysian blogger who will be one of the future leaders of the New Generation in Malaysia.

You can visit her blog to discover Kyels and why she has earned my respect.

GEEK 4 LIFE Tee Shirts are available on Kisses & Roses Gifts Shop and they are available in various apparels, travelling bags and face-caps. They are my 100%original designs and you cannot find them elsewhere. Anywhere you see GEEK 4 LIFE apart from my Kisses & Roses Gifts Shop it is a fraudulent violation of my copyrights.

I am giving Free Shipping for the Valentine for orders from the US, UK and France.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

It is the Boogie!!!

We searched for: using the word BoggyWoggy and this is the result Position #6

BoggyWoggy has over 20000 in-bound links from over 15000 sites and this is official.
... BoggyWoggy had only about 800 in-bound links last month! ... - 52k -

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Free Shipping for Valentine on Kisses & Roses Gift Shop

I am offering FREE SHIPPING FOR THE VALENTINE for every purchase at Kisses & Roses Gifts Shop for only those in the US, France and the UK.

I have over 130 gift items of T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Face-Caps, Travelling Bags and other apparels of the best original fashion made in France. There is an apparel for everyone.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Who is Paris Hilton?

What do you think of Paris Hilton?
A real person with a fake public image?
Or a rich heiress without brains?

What do you think?