Wednesday, November 30, 2005

America's Hottest College Girl 2005

What's this about?
CollegeHumor and LeTigre are proud to present the America’s Hottest College Girl bracket. Visit CollegeHumor every day and vote for your favorite girl. If she has enough votes, she’ll move forward until the finals on December 9th. The winning lady gets a trip to New York, a $1000 shopping spree at the LeTigre showroom and a chance to model in some of their ads. So, vote now!
Today's Matches
Vote Now: Sara L Versus Chelsea S


Upcoming Matches
Dec 1: Rachel Y vs. Allie C
Dec 5: vs.

BoggyWoggy knows that there are some hot college girls in the blogosphere and I want them to take up the challenge to show us the hot stuff they have been blessed with.

Contest and I will vote for you!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Genevieve Nnaji: The Hottest Actress in Africa

Genevieve Nnaji the New Face of Lux Beauty soap is the hottest actress in Africa.
She is even more popular than Charlize Theron the Academy Award winning actress from South Africa. Genevieve won the African Movie Academy Award(AMAA)for the Best Actress in 2005. She also released her debut CD of songs she called "No More".

Genevieve is beautiful and wonderful to behold.
"She has great carriage," said Chika Onu a leading Nigerian director. He has known her for years. Even, before she became an actress.I was impressed by his commendation of this highly gifted Nigerian actress who is the belle of Nollywood. And with her beautiful brown eyes set on the greater heights of Hollywood.

She has played leading roles in over 300 Nigerian movies and her latest role is in "30 Days" a new film produced in Nigeria.

Genevieve is 26 and a single mother of a child she had whilst in High School.
Both Genevieve and her daughter Nadia are adorable.

I am one of her millions of fans all over the world and I treasure her e-mails.
She is humble and honest to God. And I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Happy Birthday Meg Ryan!

Margaret Mary Emily Ann Hyra the celebrated actress known as Meg Ryan is 43 today.

Blond-haired, blue-eyed with an effervescent personality, Meg Ryan graduated from Bethel high school, Bethel in June 1979. Moving to New York, she attended New York University where she majored in journalism. To earn extra money while working on her degree, Meg went into acting using her new name Meg Ryan. In 1981, she had her big screen debut as Candice Bergen's daughter in George Cukor's last film Rich and Famous (1981). She tried out and was cast as Betsy in the day time television soap "As the World Turns" (1956). She was part of the cast from 1982 to 1984. Meg also had a part in the television series "One of the Boys" (1982), but this show was soon cancelled. In 1984, she moved to tinsel town and landed a job in the western Television Series "Wildside" (1985). With her part in the highly successful movie Top Gun (1986) Meg became a star with "take me to bed or lose me forever". This led to Meg being cast in Steven Spielberg's movie Innerspace (1987) where she co-starred with Dennis Quaid. She again co-starred with Quaid in the remake of D.O.A. (1988) and they married on Valentine Day in 1991. In 1989, Meg appeared in another blockbuster called When Harry Met Sally... (1989) and the scene at the restaurant became famous. Meg was nominated for both the Golden Globe and the BAFTA. In 1990, she co-starred with Tom Hanks in Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) and this time she played three roles as DeDe/Angelica/Patricia. She appeared again with Tom in the very successful Sleepless in Seattle (1993) for which she was again nominated for the Golden Globe. In 1994, Meg decided to act against type when she appeared as the alcoholic wife and mother in When a Man Loves a Woman (1994). After that, she went back to "cute" with both I.Q. (1994) and French Kiss (1995). In 1994, Meg won the Harvard Hasty Pudding Award as "Woman of the Year" and was voted as being one of "The 50 most beautiful people in the world 1994" by People Magazine.

Recently,Meg Ryan starred as boxing promoter Jackie Kallen in "Against the Ropes," but the movie going public didn't buy the romantic-comedy star in a grittier
Perhaps. Ryan just signed to star in The Role of a Lifetime, a comedy about a Hollywood actress and a British director who meet on Broadway.

More Celebrities Birthdays and addresses.


Jodie Foster, 43
c/o Joe Funicello
International Creative Management (ICM-LA)
8942 Wilshire Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA 90211

Meg Ryan, 43
c/o Suzan Bymel
Management 360
9111 Wilshire Blvd
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Calvin R Klein, 63
c/o Staff Member
Calvin Klein Inc
Phillips-Van Heusen Corporation
200 Madison Ave
New York, NY 10016


Bjork, 40
c/o Sam Kirby
William Morris Agency (WMA-NY)
1325 Ave of the Americas
New York, NY 10019

Nicollette Sheridan, 42
c/o Staff Member
Desperate Housewives
ABC Television
2300 Riverside Dr
Burbank, CA 91506

Goldie Hawn, 60
c/o Staff Member
Clearlight Productions
9255 Sunset Blvd #1010
West Hollywood, CA 90069

Friday, November 18, 2005

Romeo Beckham Taken To Hospital

Romeo Taken To Hospital
Updated: 06:39, Friday November 18, 2005
David Beckham's son Romeo has reportedly been taken to hospital for the fourth time in three months.

The three-year-old was admitted to the private Ruber Clinic in Madrid after he developed a fever and his temperature soared to a reported 104F.

Doctors said he had been suffering the early stages of bronchitis.

Clea girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

Clear Interview: Clea girls Just Wanna Have Fun!
October 11, 2005, 10:30:36
Just when you thought pops shiny bubble was about to burst with the new wave of angst ridden singer-song writers taking over the British charts, girl group Clea make their return.

If they look familiar that may be because you have seen them before. Original members Emma, Aimee, Lynsey, and Chloe (all their Christian names, make Clea) were the giggly girls who struck up a friendship three years ago at the Pop Stars: The Rivals auditions, only to be dropped at the last minute in favour of Girls Aloud. After the auditions and a few nights out, the girls realised they got along so well and shared the same aspirations that it made sense to form a band, and so Clea was born. After releasing two well received singles 'Download' and 'Stuck In The Middle' and losing a member (Chloe) Clea have spent the last 18 months working in Sweden and LA on their new album, due out early next year.After experiencing a taste of what the business has in store, the newly refreshed Clea girls are determined to bring a little bit of uplifting, classic pop back into our lives with the release of their new single 'We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off.' The song due for release on the 17th of October, is a remake of the 80s Jermaine Stewart classic that has been revamped by Da Playaz for the new millennium and is complete with a sexy video, that makes the boys get naked for a change!

Your name is taken from the original four members of the band - but Chloe left so why did you decide to keep the name?

Emma: Chloe left about a year and half ago. It was a really hard decision to make. Because we had been Clea for about a year and a half, we wanted to keep the fan base that we already had, aware that we still going. I think that if we had changed the name they might not have known it was us and we love the name.

Your new single is a remake of the Jermaine Stuart classic 'We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off' were you girls even born when that came out?

Emma: Well Lynsey was two, I was two and Aimee was one. When we heard the record we were in Sweden recording the album and we were approached by Da Playaz. They asked what we thought of the record and as soon as they played it Lynsey was like' oh my god I remember this!' Me and Aimee were looking at her thinking, 'we have never heard of this record' but we loved it. We didn't even know that it was going to be our next single but as soon as we recorded it we thought, this is definitely got to be the relaunch single for the band and we have had such an amazing reaction to it.

You have been working on your album in LA that must have been great?

Emma: Yeah we did, it's so great to be back releasing a record because the last 18 months we've been in LA and Sweden making the new album. We didn't want to release anything that the record company wanted us to which happened with the first album; we wanted it to be us. So it's really poppy and got a lot of energy, a lot of really heavy beats that go through but then you have a really poppy melody over the top.

Did you bump into any celebs while over there?

Emma: No we didn't unfortunately. When we went there we were all pasty white and when we came back we were pasty white because all we did was work in the studio. But we did have some opportunities to go to some premiers where Will Smith and Beyonce were. When we were in Sweden doing our video we met Anastasia, so that was cool. We have been put up in some beautiful hotels so we are really lucky. We go in there like little kids on Christmas.

Is it true Simon Cowell wanted you to audition for this years X-Factor?

Emma: Yeah, what happened was, we were on the brink of being signed with Simon about six months ago. Basically he was like 'look girls they've told me I am doing another X Factor and so the only way I can sign you is if you audition for the program because whatever band that comes out of it, I'll be managing.' And we where like, 'well we don't want to do another reality program because we have already been there, its going to be like going back to primary school again.' We've learnt the trade, we have been doing it for three years, we have been gigging it and been on Top Of The Pops. I think if we had of gone on it people would have thought we've had our chance and it gives opportunities to people who haven't. We felt like it wasn't right for us.

What makes you different from most other girl groups like Girls Aloud or The Sugar Babes?

Emma: Well the music is really poppy, and unlike Sugar Babes who are quite urban, were just a pure pop band. The difference with Girls Aloud is, we have personalities and we are just out to have fun. A lot of our songs have quite a heavy beat going through them, it's a different style, and it's got a lot of attitude and life and soul to it. I think ours is an album that you put on before a night out with the girls or the boys, its one of those uplifting albums.

And you girls genuinely seem to get along - which is a bonus?

Emma: Yeah, a lot of people say to us, 'god I can't believe how well you lot get on.' But we have been together for three years, if we didn't get on then we would have sacked it off after the first program and then just gone and done other things. We are like sisters now, we live and breathe together and we have such a giggle. We take our career seriously but we are out to have fun and enjoy ourselves. I think that's what is different about this band, we are actually mates and luckily, we do get on.

If you could give yourselves different personas like in the Spice Girls, what would
they be?

Emma: Lynsey is the joker of the band she is a really cocky northerner from Manchester. Aimee is very creative. She's really into writing songs and very focused. She always wants to be involved in everything, like choreography. Where as me and Lynsey stand in the back and piss around, she is like 'come on girls lets make this the best.' And I'm like the drive of the band.

Have you written some of the tracks on the album then?

Emma: We have written two tracks solely from the band and we co-wrote a couple. All the songs we haven't written, we have chosen ourselves. We have been able to put ourselves into the album, which is fantastic because the first time we didn't get to have much of a say in what we released. We have written one track called 'Innie Meanie' which we hope will be our next single.

The Video for your new single has lots of sexy boys running around with not much on - that must have been a laugh to make?

Emma: Yeah, the video was so funny! We had so many people saying that they wanted us semi naked and we were liked 'for god's sake,' playing off the title that 'we don't have to take our clothes off' we were like 'we don't want to take our clothes off!' There are so many girls in their bikinis and it gets a bit boring so we were like 'why don't we have the boys doing that and have like a calendar girl's sort of thing?' And obviously we'll have their bits covered. Aimee kept looking at all the boy's butts and the sights we saw were so funny. But its just really tongue in cheek.

Did you girls have the pleasure of picking the boys yourself?

Emma: Yeah we did. We picked a couple of them off the street. We were on our way to film it and Lynsey was like 'oh my god that guy has got to be our video!' So we just pulled up and were like right, 'do you want to be in our music video' and he was like 'yeah definitely.' A lot of them were brought in. We had little Polaroid's of boys and we got to chose them.

You girls are all sexy ladies yourselves - do you have boyfriends?

Emma: I'm single and Aimee and Lynsey are dating boys. I broke up with my boyfriend about three months ago but I am in my element. A few weeks ago we went to the GQ awards all and I could eye up the boys - well we were all eyeing up the boys. But we are so busy; their boyfriends (Aimee and Lynsey) are like 'when are we going to see you next' and their like 'never'! It's difficult for the girls and boys who are in the industry because there partners don't understand what its like, it's fickle and it's hard to keep a relationship.

If you hadn't gone to that audition what do you think you would be doing now?

Emma: All of us had just come out of school so we probably would have gone to university, but I think we are all so ambitious, so if we had any regular job we would have been auditioning to be a singer or an actress. So I think we would have all been aiming to do what we are doing now. I would never knock the reality program because it has gotten us to where we are. We have been really fortunate to have had that. I think at first we were like we were lucky to be here, but now I think we deserve to be because we have been working our butts off!
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off is released the 17th of October.

Interview by: Sarah Williams femalefirst

Thursday, November 17, 2005

"Sexiest Woman Alive, blah blah blah."

I love my guys on MSN. Why? We think alike. Including Alex of Stupidity.Com. We rock. Because, we are neither dazed nor fazed by all the Grandiose Fantasies and fallacies of Hollywood. And all the fake lives of the cosmetic and plastic beauties from Jessica Simpson to Jessica Biel. Their Narcissistic grandiosity is comedy to us. Just boggywoggy comic strips.

I have to blog this from my pals on MSN. You will be more amused than confused.
Nicolette Sheridan
One of the most entertaining games TV watchers play is, "Have they or haven't they?" Of course, the topic is plastic surgery and speculating whether this or that actor has gone under the knife or needle. Experienced TV viewers will know that if you even ask the question, chances are the answer is yes. And because of syndication, TiVo, DVD releases and endless reruns, actors can be scrutinized and dissected even more brutally. And we're not even talking about the celebrated ladies of a certain age, such as Cher or Joan Rivers, who've owned up to their procedures. Young Hollywood is partaking more and more as well. Now, we're not going to break doctor-patient confidentiality, but there are a few famous faces (and bodies, such as Nicollette Sheridan's, left) that just look a little, well, improved these days. Not that that's a bad thing.
Nicolette Sheridan
Jessica Biel.
Jessica Biel Yes, yes, "Sexiest Woman Alive, blah blah blah." But honestly, the lovely Jessica seems to be addicted to Hollywood's latest recreational drug of choice. I'm talking, of course, about collagen (or its shinier, longer-lasting cousin, Restylane). There's nothing sexy about fish lips, sweetie. You're adorable just like you were.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Your Wife Or Your Life?

Armed robbers in Nigeria love raping girls and women during their diabolical operations. And so many wives have been raped by these heartless and ruthless armed robbers.

I have never heard of any husband killed whilst trying to defend his wife. And many of them were made to watch as their wives were raped right before their very eyes.
So, the fact is these husbands love their lives more than their wives.

I know a former campus beauty queen in Nigeria who was raped by armed robbers a year after her wedding. She was seeing me before she got married.

She ran away from her boyfriend who was maltreating her and took refuge in my house. The guy and his gang asked me to give her up. I refused. I moved her to my uncle's residence, because it was safer. The guy came after her. And my cousin who was also a body builder like the guy warned the bully to keep off or he would be dealt with the same brutal way he was dealing with the ex-girlfriend. And he reported the matter to my elder brother. My family appealed to me to surrender the girl and I refused until she left.

Later, she got married. But unfortunately, she was raped by the armed robbers who invaded their home. She felt bad and sad. And to worsen her predicament, the husband stopped loving her and they separated.

Was it her fault that she was raped?
Why did the husband reject her when she needed him most?
Did he not vow "For better or for worse" at their wedding?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Who is Forking Whom?

I was watching a gay couple on the CNN telling viewers about their marriage.
And I was feeling very sorry for the two queer men.

They looked funny and nervous even though they were doing their best to look bold and shameless. But, they were still pathetic.

The way Americans treat marriage makes nonsense of the holy matrimony. Because, marriage has lost it's sacred values in the American society.

You see American women discussing divorce as if they are talking about ordinary High Scool puppy love affairs. And they are very shameless when they are talking about their past marriages.

"When I was still married to my first husband. Before I married my second husband...bla bla bla."

Are these people serious?

Millions of them marry for erroneous reasons.
Mostly for sexual lust mistaken for love. And they are so irresponsible in their marriage.

That is why they are now wedding gays when gays should be referred to the nearest counselling sessions. Because, no matter the human rights you give gays, they will still be seen as queer fellows in every community. Because, the fact is, it is abnormal to see a man mating with a fellow man. IT IS ABNORMAL. Or to see a woman punishing herself saying she is making love to a fellow woman.

There is no difference between a gay and a lunatic poking a dog.

Except I am insane! God forbid!

Monday, November 14, 2005

The Google Story By David A. Vise

A few months later, in the fall of 2004, I decided to write the first biography of Google, tracing its short history from the time founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page met at Stanford in 1995 until the present. In my view, this is the hottest business, media and technology success of our time, with a stock market value of $110 billion, more than the combined value of Disney, The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal,, Ford and General Motors

The Google Story goes on sale in the United States on Tuesday, Nov. 15, and the extraordinary reach of the search engine has made the book of global interest. The book is also being published in Great Britain, Canada, Australia, China, Taiwan, Russia, Germany, Brazil, Italy, Japan, Korea, Czechoslovakia, Holland, South Africa, Turkey, New Zealand and Indonesia.
-- David A. Vise

When An Old Man Rants: Pierce Brosnan Will You Ever Grow Up?

Pierce Brosnans Four Letter Bond Rant
November 14, 2005, 1:46:57
PIERCE BROSNAN is still fuming about being dropped as JAMES BOND - and plans to use his role in new movie THE MATADOR to show 007 movie bosses what they are missing out on.

The 52-year-old Irish actor was judged to be too old to continue as the world's most famous superspy, and has been replaced by DANIEL CRAIG, 37.

He rants, "When the fuckers try and hem you in with Bond, it's great to come back with The Matador.

Pierce Brosnans Four Letter Bond Rant
November 13, 2005, 1:46:57
PIERCE BROSNAN is still fuming about being dropped as JAMES BOND - and plans to use his role in new movie THE MATADOR to show 007 movie bosses what they are missing out on.

The 52-year-old Irish actor was judged to be too old to continue as the world's most famous superspy, and has been replaced by DANIEL CRAIG, 37.

He rants, "When the fuckers try and hem you in with Bond, it's great to come back with The Matador.

It's great to say, 'Fuck you, arsehole. Fuck you who wouldn't give me a job. "'Fuck you who thought I was some wuss. Fuck you, who thought I was a pretty boy. Fuck you, who thought anything of me without even knowing me or giving me the chance.
"'Fuck you.' But when you go around with all that inside you all the time, you end up completely mangled so you have to let it go."

My comment:
Imagine an old man sulking like a kid over being dropped from playing James Bond!
I bet James Bond 007 was like a life-line to Pierce Brosnan and without it, he would be back to where he was picked from in the first place-Hollywood's Archives.

He needs to continue playing James Bond to boost his ego.

Sorry old guy, no more gloating over being James Bond to woo the impressionable ladies. You are now "OYO"-On Your Own.

George Clooney will play James Bond 007 better than all those British actors, minus Sir Sean Connery the Scottish actor who is already honoured to receive the American Film Institute's (AFI) highest honour, its life achievement award.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Oprah Winfrey Refuses To Marry Fiance

Oprah Winfrey Refuses To Marry Fiance
November 12, 2005, 8:39:44

Oprah Winfrey will never marry fiance.

Oprah Winfrey never intends to marry fiance STEDMAN GRAHAM, as his proposal was guarantee enough their relationship is serious.

The talk show host doesn't see the point in marrying her partner of 17 years, but she insists he did ask.

That is no longer news as far as I am concerned. Because, the old guy has nothing to lose anyway. He has grown-up children from his previous relationship and enjoying the free love of the comfort zones of sexy Mama Oprah is a huge bonus to his life. I mean the old guy is not paying even one cent for the free "punani" (you know what I mean) every night. And having a billionaire girlfriend is the dream of every dude and old guy Stedman is having a ball in Oprah's golf course and he is the only golfer on the pitch. No competitor and no Tiger on the prowl in the wood. In fact, I am green with envy. If the old guy is tired, he should just snap his fingers and I would be glad to take over without looking back

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Yesterday, I told you how to know when to kiss your date and it is good to tell you the different types of kisses to win her totally. But, please, don't go and kiss another man's wife or girlfriend and don't try it on Oprah. There is love for everyone. Because, for every man there is a woman. And for every woman, there is a man. If you need extra help, let me know.

Types Of Kisses
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-)

Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.

Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.

Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.

Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.

Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.

Of course, this is just to give you an idea. Aim to shower your love with kisses ALL OVER!

There are more specifications later. Just keep in touch.

Friday, November 11, 2005

“How To Tell If She’s Ready To Be Kissed”

I used to have no idea if a woman was ready to be kissed.
I could be sitting there talking to her, thinking to myself “Wow, her lips really look nice...” but I didn't know what to do next. This would often leave me kissless, and many times kissless for good, as I didn't get another chance.
Here's what I do now:

If I've been talking to a girl, and I want to know if she's ready to be kissed, I'll reach over and touch her hair while we're talking and make a comment about it. I'll say "Your hair looks so soft" and just touch the tips of it.

If she smiles and likes this, I'll reach back over and start stroking it again, but this time I also glance down at her lips and back up to her eyes a couple of times. If she lets me keep touching her hair, I know that she's ready to be kissed. By using “The Kiss Test” I've been kind and complimentary, but by being very SUBTLE about it, I haven't given her anything she can object to. I now have a way of knowing if she's ready to be kissed that NEVER gets me rejected—and I know within 5 minutes what it used to take me hours or days to figure out.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

I Like Peter Parker more than Tobey Maguire

My favourite film is SpiderMan. I read all the comics when I was growing up. But, I fell in love with the film. The dialogue is awesome. The casting director did a perfect job and Tobey Maguire is perfect as the super hero Spider-Man/Peter Parker
with Kirsten Dunst as the love of his life Mary Jane Watson. I never get tired watching this film. SpiderMan 2 has better dialogue than the first one.

Kirsten Dunst is a beautiful young lady and a very good actresss. She has very adaptable looks. I mean she could be perfect as a teenager and she could also be perfect as an old lady. And she is sexy. She is sexier than most of the so called sexiest actresses in the world.

Tobey Maguire was born as a love child and he is okay now. But, I like Peter Parker a zillion times than Tobey Maguire. Why? My business.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

She May Not Leave

She May Not Leave, by Fay Weldon, published by Fourth Estate, $36.

From the book jacket:
Be careful who you invite into the bosom of your home - she may never leave... The new novel from Fay Weldon, the writer who knows women better than they know themselves. Hattie has a difficult loving partner, Martyn, an absentee mother, Lallie, and a cynical attentive grandmother Frances. She tries to do the right and moral thing in a tricky world, and always has. But she now has a baby, Kitty, which makes true morality rather harder to achieve. Somehow, money has to be earned. Into this household comes Agnieszka, from Poland, a domestic paragon. But is she friend or foe? And even if she is foe, and seems likely to bring the domestic world crashing down around their ears, can they afford to let her go? Well, no. Martyn works for a political magazine, Hattie for a literary agency. At work, too, integrity is suffering as the need for compromise becomes ever more pressing. And always in the background is Frances, tracing the family and social history: and not just family and society but the dwelling houses too; and all those girls and women (the au pairs, the child-minders, the cleaners) who've made Hattie what she is. Not to forget that hefty dollop of male genes which has also played its part - for Hattie's is a lively and none too respectable background - and now, finally, Agnieszka, come to claim her rightful heritage - which is, let's face it, everything. Will Hattie go to the wall? And poor little Kitty! Or will rescue come?


A Testament to the One True Fay


Source: Sunday Star-Times

MEN ARE irrelevant, says Fay Weldon. Unless you want to be happy.

"You can have children without them, you don't have to be married, you
can earn a living... but I think it's a fairly miserable life for
women without men."

Weldon is the 74-year-old feminist author with more than 25 novels,
one Booker prize - and three husbands.

"I get really cross with women when they denigrate men, when they make
terribly funny sweeping statements about men."

She pauses. "Which is how I make my living!"

In her latest book, She May Not Leave, Martyn the man is trumped into
pseudo- motherhood and Hattie the wife gets her life back. Classic

"I think there are sets of pre- occupations," she says of her stories.
"One is our extraordinary propensity to deceive ourselves about what
we're doing. Self-deception and denial and how we all look after our
own interests while pretending that we're not - or how morality fails
in the face of necessity."

Lessons in morality from the woman whose characters specialise in
revenge? Careful what you tell Weldon over lunch.

"I said something terrible to a woman recently," she says.
"Unfortunately they'd all been drinking and I hadn't. She said she was
really upset about the orphans in Kashmir and couldn't we do anything?
I said, `well, no you can't, but you could actually ring up social
services and offer to foster a child around the corner'."

People don't want to hear that, Weldon acknowledges. "Because it
suggests they might actually have to take some action ... your heart
bleeds and so does mine, but I don't say so because I know the answer
is to bring some children into my house who could very well do with a
little bit of warmth and civilisation. I'm not prepared to do it."

But she might pray for them. Weldon - whose early church experiences
include singing hymns at Christchurch Girls' High School (she was
brought up in New Zealand, but returned to the UK as a teenager) - has
rediscovered religion.

"I don't go on about church, unless asked, but if people went to
church, they would get a shape to their life. I think it's extremely
difficult for people to live without some sort of faith or confidence
or sense of a morality. It's almost impossible for people to live
within any moral framework which is not related to a religion."

How does this woman's libber see God?

"I don't. I don't have the tools to do it. I have five senses, and
they're not enough. One just knows there is more... I get intimations
of it sometimes, you get an aesthetic appreciation of things and
intellectual pleasure in things sometimes which is sort of more than

Through the church, says Weldon, "the wisdom of the ages is available
to you. And, absolutely, a sense of collectiveness. A small cluster of
people looking rather fearfully at the heavens wondering what's going
to happen next. It sort of focuses the mind. And you look after your

Dear reader, don't despair. Weldon's latest offering might be strong
on morals, but it also features group sex and drugs. "Why should what
you write in your 70s be any different to what you write when you're
in your 30s, except that you know more when you're 70? You know what's
going to happen next, you have seen it happen and this is a great
advantage. That I like. I don't like the fact that when I sneeze, I
worry in case I slip a disc."

Weldon is sharp and funny, even though it's after 11pm in Dorset. It's
not too late for an interview, says her husband, Nick Fox. They're
just home from dinner, he says, and Fay's on antibiotics for her
tooth, so she's had nothing to drink. And then she's on the phone,
alternately engaged and detached, depending on the topic. "Always
controversial," suggest the critics. "I really am impervious to
labels," retorts the real thing. "So if they choose to think that,
then that's all right."

Truth is, there's little to say about Weldon that she hasn't said
about herself. Her autobiography (Auto da Fay, 2002) takes the reader
to 1963, and her fiction snatches portions of her life, before and
since. The latest is heavy with references to New Zealand.

"It sort of pops up," she says of the country she remembers in
fragments ("Of Amberley, I remember the hot wind blowing off the
mountains, day after day, and a bare flat landscape and a lot of sheep
there was no escaping").

"Is Cranmer Square still full of slugs and snails when it rains?" she
asks, when I tell her I'm sitting a stone's throw from her old high

New Zealand shaped her memories - but not her character.

"I don't think I have a character at all that you could lay a finger
on! It's sort of the New Zealand desire to be useful... your time
needs to be spent making things better, doing something, getting
something to happen..

"It's kind of a nuisance really, this tendency. You'd obviously live a
much easier life if you didn't feel that you had to be useful. You
could just be decorative, or do nothing. Be a burden to others."

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Sensation of Temptation. 2.

I was sitting in church last Sunday. And sitting by my side was the “Sunday- Sunday temptation” I mentioned in my first post on “Sensation of Temptation”. She has not left me. And the way she looks up at me as I walk tall shows that she has something on her mind. As I am writing this, my crotch is bulging. And it happens anytime, I think of her. As I said before, only God can save me from this temptation. We sat like a couple and she was carrying her two year old nephew whilst his parents were inside the main building of the church keeping their eyes on their pretty daughter who was the little bride at sister Lillian’s wedding last Sunday at the Assemblies of God Church. And it was the birthday of my darling Nneka who is far away in Lagos. She would be disappointed that I did not show up as I promised. I couldn’t miss Lillian’s wedding. Lillian is like a sister to me and I helped her on the Internet to correspond with her Dutch employers who returned to the Netherlands last year. They came back to attend her wedding. And gave her so much. Enough home making goods that any woman needs to be a good homemaker.

The temptation loved the intimacy that was developing. But, when the wedding ceremony was becoming boring, I stood and told her I was leaving. She gasped. I left without looking back. She would be wondering why I would leave a wedding ceremony even before the exchange of the matrimonial vows. I told Lillian that I would be at her wedding and I kept my promise. The rest is history.

I feel like dating this young babe to satisfy her curiosity. What do you think?
Should we roll tape?

Monday, November 07, 2005

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Harry joins the Weasleys at the Quidditch World Cup and then begins his year at Hogwarts. The young wizards and witches find out that the school is hosting the TriWizard Tournament, a competition between Hogwarts, Beauxbatons Academy, and Durmstrang Institute. The competitors are selected by the goblet of fire, which this year makes a very surprising announcement: Hogwarts will have two representatives in the tournament, including Harry! This contest challenges his wizarding skills, friendships and character, amongst signs that an old enemy is growing stronger. Will Harry be able to rise to the challenge for the TriWizard Tournament while keeping up with school and unmask plots that go deeper than his mysterious dreams? Only one thing is certain, Harry is going to have his greatest challenge yet.

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Sick of hearing 'Let’s just be friends'?

Have you ever been very close to anyone male or female and you really loved him or her and would have loved to go out with the person. But, right before your very eyes he or she decided to date someone else. And you were left wondering what went wrong?
Then, when you asked, the reply was " You are like my brother.", "You are like my sister." or "You are my friend. And you never asked me to be your lover."

In fact, you could be seen as only good enough as a friend and not as a lover. How would you feel?

Why not make your intentions clear from the word "Go". I mean, if you want to go out with the person, say so even if you would be blushing. The earlier you open up the better. Don't be afraid of rejection. Even, if the first response is negative. Don't give up if you really love the person and not just for an erotic jolly-ride.

Read more from another point of view.

Sick of hearing 'Let’s just be friends'?
By Myatt Murphy

Few phrases can shred a guy's ego faster than "Let's just be friends." Tired of being the guy all women think is a great catch, but just not the right guy for them? Try these women-approved tips on your next date to keep romance percolating:

Take control. Trying to be the nice guy all the time by letting her choose what to do and where to go may seem sweet, "but it gives a girl a sense that you lack the knack to step up to the plate and sometimes take the lead," says Leeanne Incalcaterra from Bethlehem, PA. Even women with strong personalities like it when a guy knows what he wants to do. Plus, fighting about what to do next is something she's used to doing with her family and friends—so it instantly makes her shift you into those categories. Some specifics: Offer to make her dinner, plan a wine tasting or take her to see a band you think she'd like.

Meet her only when the sun drops. What time of the day you see a woman immediately sets the tone for your relationship. Trying a more casual approach — a nice lunch date or Saturday A.M. run — may feel like a clever way to ease your way into her heart, but too many day dates only increase your chances of being her buddy. "Most girls save the daytime for their likes and the nighttime for their loves; we just naturally think and feel more romantically later in the evening," says Beth Musselman from Hoboken, NJ. Don't let that happen to you! Think cocktails, jazz clubs, and 8 P.M. poetry readings if you want to win her over.

Be her opposite. Having tons in common with a woman may make her feel you're simpatico, but having too much in common is another sure way to get viewed as a friend. "Women want a guy that completes them—yet challenges them at the same time," says June Newland from Vero Beach, FL. To pull that off, think of what trait defines who you're with, then tap into being slightly the opposite. "If she's shy, try to come off more bold and outspoken. If she's somewhat high-strung, act very laid-back. If she's cerebral, be artistic," June recommends. Often, it's pals who share exactly the same interests and vibe... and lovers who learn new things from one another.

Let your body speak for you. Body language can communicate that you have romance, not pal-hood on your brain, says Patti Wood, author of Success Signals. Angle your body toward hers and point your feet and hands in her direction (to show you're deeply focused on her), and when you talk, look straight in her eyes for at least 4-5 seconds every few minutes. Finally, as she talks, let your eyes linger on her mouth every few minutes—it subtly signals that you're thinking about kissing her, which may well make her think about kissing you.

Don't be her shrink. Giving her advice may seem like a nice way to get to know a woman better, but constantly playing counselor is a major friend move. It casts you in the role of advisor, not suitor. "If a guy really knows how to fix my problems, then I never want to risk losing his advice by crossing the line and dating him," says Deanna Sibley of Columbus, OH. "Instead, it's smarter to keep him as a friend to counsel me with other guys I may be interested in."

Keep her talking. If you're doing most of the yakking, you're probably either bragging — which never works to impress anyone — or you could be giving away all your secrets. "Revealing too much of yourself makes a guy less of a mystery, which makes me way less interested in him," says Shelby Bala from Detroit, MI. Instead, talk less and ask more. Even if she's throwing you a lot of questions, make sure to spin a question back at her to get her talking about herself again.

Never use the F-word. No, not that F-word! We mean "friend." Sure, most women appreciate a guy who can actually be friends with other women. Still, showing off that you have a lot of female friends can keep you in the pal zone permanently. "Some guys feel obligated to tack on the label ‘my friend' to every woman who comes up in conversation, just so I know they're available," says Joanne Addison from Hackettstown, NJ, "But if I see that he has more female friends than I do, it makes me think he'll probably be a better friend to me than a love interest." So, guys, mention a gal friend or two, but no more. Don't give her the vibe that you're looking to add to your posse of female pals and instead send the message that you are 100 percent there on a romantic mission!

Myatt Murphy writes about relationships for Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Maxim, and is the author of the upcoming book, The Body You Want in the Time You Have.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Fxxking Fossils Found In India

LUCKNOW, India - This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.

I am not surprised that it would be in the land of Kama Sutra that they found the fxxking fossils. Because, I know that Indians are the sexiest people in the world. Not Italians and not Latin Americans. Of course Americans and Europeans are the lazy lousy lovers. They can only talk too much about sex and spill their cream over the pages of Playboy and groan and moan in their childish and foolish cyber sex. Too much sex talk and no action. The Germans are the worst lovers. Too stiff.The Japanese prefer sushi to sex. After Indians, Africans are second when it comes to sexual intercourse. I know. Because, I am an African. I can produce styles better than the Kama Sutra right on the spot. If love making is an Art, then I am the master of it. No wonder I got the job to do condom demonstrations for family planning methods and safer sex.

I am still looking for the photograph of the fxxking fossils and as I am the first to break this awesome news in the blogosphere, trust me to be the first to publish the photograph of the eternal lovers who must have died fxxking!
Gosh! What a way to go!

I have seen a man who died with a full erection. I mean the dick was erect and stiff.Turgid. And I was wondering what he was thinking of as he died. Fxxking?

Imagine one of them screaming,"I'm coming! Oh,yes!I'm coming!!Ohooh!I'm coming!!!"
And truly came home. They might have been clued to each other dog-style. And since nobody came to their rescue, they died in the spasm of the last orgasm.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Diamonds Made From Dead Bodies

Look at the diamonds again. Please, try and smell them.
You think I am nuts? No. I am not going bananas. Smell the diamonds.
Now tell me what you think.
Where do you think these diamonds are coming from?

From South Africa or Liberia?

You think diamonds are only for the rich?
And the poor cannot afford them?
Well, I have good news for you!
So, you can now smile!

The above diamonds were actually made from cremated human remains!

I mean now your loved ones can live forever as your diamond rings.

If you want to make good use of the ashes of a loved one, simply let them be turned into diamonds for you.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

I.C.E. - In Case of Emergency for your Cell phone

I.C.E. - In Case of Emergency for your Cell phone

A useful thing to add to your mobile address book!

It was thought up by an ambulance man/paramedic who found out that when they went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones but they didn't know which numbers to call and he thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name to file "next of kin" under.

Following the disaster in London, East Anglican Ambulance Service have launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign with the support of Falklands war hero Simon Weston.

The idea is that you store the word " I C E " in your mobile phone Address book, and against it enter the number of the person you would want to be contacted "In Case of Emergency".

In an emergency situation ambulance and hospital staff will then be able to quickly find out who your next of kin are and be able to contact them. It's so simple that everyone can do it. Please do.

Please will you also email this to everybody in your address book, it won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.

For more than one contact name do this: ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 etc.

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  • Tuesday, November 01, 2005

    You Are Not The Man I Married

    There are many married women today who are wondering if they married the wrong men.
    And the same with many men who are now disappointed with the women they married.
    The matrimonial lies are now the burden they have to live with. And thousands have taken to separation or divorce.

    The worst experience in marriage is to be unhappy with the person you have vowed to live with for better or for worse.


    I am telling you this for your own good and the good of others. Because, unhappy couples have brought nightmares of the consequences of their broken marriages and broken lives to the innocent ones in the society. Most of the criminals on rampage are from broken marriages and broken homes. Because you are what you breed. And we have enough monsters on the streets. Don't add yours to the terrors and horrors of our current nightmares.