Sunday, December 04, 2005

Hollywood Divorce Jokes

Only dummies take Hollywood marriages serious.
Because, these actors and actresses fake everything from orgasm to weddings.
They make fun of the sacred institution of marriage. They are the most unfaithful couples on earth. They are just fxxking themselves and changing partners as they change roles and scenes in their movies.
Hollywood Divorce Jokes

In Hollywood they get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

The hardest thing in Hollywood is to keep the marriage a secret until the divorce leaks out.

I was invited to a Hollywood wedding. Traffic was heavy, so I got there late -- just in time for the divorce.

One Hollywood kid has good reason to be proud: at the last PTA meeting, he won the prize for having the most parents there.

One actress is sentimental: she always gets divorced in the dress her mother was married in.

A Hollywood bride looked around as the groom put her down after carrying her across the threshold. Puzzled, the Hollywood bride said, "This place looks familiar. Have we been married before?"

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