Tuesday, September 13, 2005

FROM LINDA TO ANGELINA JOLIE: THE FULLER THE LIPS THE SEXIER THE KISSER



Dear LINDA:

You know I love your brown eyes.
But, we have not kissed since 2002.
And I don't blame you.
I blame myself for always dreaming of kissing Angelina Jolie's sexy lips.
But, I have good news from America.
Read the copy below.
"Get noticeably fuller sexier lips in 90 seconds.
Movie Star lips anywhere anytime - right in your bag."

"Try a Complimentary trial bottle.
http://www.arcamax.com/ard/409017/40597868."

Yeah, imagine the trouble this advert is causing for millions of girls all over the world on:
"Want instant movie star lips? Hydroderm's lip enhancer
gloss naturally hydrates your lips. Apply it, wait about
2 minutes and then look in the mirror. Your lips will be
noticeably fuller, and sexier."

Yes. Angelina Jolie's full lips are okay. They are just like my lips.
I love my lips and now I know why all those girls in Lagos, Nigeria were always coming closer and closer to my mouth.
Of course, I love Kisses.

I still believe that I am the number one kisser on planet earth.
And don't try to bet. Because, you will lose.
Most married men should learn how to kiss.
Kissing lessons are available.

Now look the lips of this babe.
Gosh.
Some lips are made for kissing and not for gossiping.

BIG ADVICE OF THE DAY.
More kissing
Less gossiping.

3 comments:

Kevin said...

On the floor at PDC
Posting from Los Angeles ... The Phillies have the Phanatic, the Mariners have the Moose -- and Microsoft, apparently, has the Channel 9 guy.
I love your blog! It certainly looks like you spent a log of time and effort on it! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

I have a odyssey golf putters site. It pretty much covers odyssey golf putters related stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Noted.

Nneka's World said...

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