Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Vibrating Condoms and Erections.


For real, I sold condoms for over three years when I was promoting Family Planning, Reproductive Health and Prevention of HIV/AIDS in Lagos, Nigeria. I worked in peer education program for commercial sex workers in Calabar and Lagos. I was an expert in condom demonstrations and safer sex.

One of the top ten Nollywood actors and directors were all staying in the same house provided by one of my generous cousins Jolly. And he did not even disturb us.
Those were the days.

I remember people wondering if where I was living at the time was a brothel. Because, over 20 young women often visited me daily. And the men thought I was sleeping with all of them. But, I was only dating just one of them.
But, God has taken care of the only weakness I have, sexuality. I am naturally a romantic and erotic person. I always loved to be with my girlfriend topless when we were alone in the house.

A very sexy young college babe was by my side when I was making this post.
She has been coming to chat and we are getting closer. She wants to be an actress and has already acted minor roles in three new movies. And I must confess that looking at her turned me on.

Japanese sex engineers invent new vibrating condom

It is an open secret that Japanese enjoy the reputation of most cunning creators as far as the invention of stupid little things is concerned. This time they decided to make sex more pleasurable: Japanese engineers created a vibrating condom.
The new kind of condom was presented at the international show of inventions in Geneva in April.

The visitors applauded to the skilled craftsman from Taiwan, whose product became the high spot of the show. The anti-hemorrhoid chair became the second most interesting exhibit of the show. The artful construction was supposed to relieve a seating individual from such discomfort as constipation, hemorrhoid and poor blood circulation. Now the enterprising Japanese decided to launch the production of a new sex toy. It is a conventional condom with a hard plastic ring on its base. The ring is outfitted with a tiny spherical vibrator, which gives extra pleasure to the most intimate part of the woman's body. To find the perfect place for the vibrating device on such a small item as a condom was a very hard nut to crack for Japanese sex engineers. A special agent was sent to Japanese brothels to investigate the issue.

The new condom is currently undergoing tests. Porno actors and script writers were honored to become the first humans to put the new device on and try it in action. Women, who experienced the new kind of pleasure, were all thrilled with the new sexual feeling. They said that the vibrating condom would give women a possibility to experience two pleasures simultaneously. The condom is very comfortable in use, they said, it is wireless. "A lot of men think that women like the back and forth movement in sex. This is absolutely wrong. They would rather prefer to have the penis inside producing up and down movements," a porno actor said. The man added that the new invention would be highly popular on the market.

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