Friday, September 30, 2005

Desperate Housewife's Prayer


DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE PRAYER

Now I lay me Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles. Please no bags.
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots.
Please no gray.
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy.
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.

5 comments:

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Orikinla Osinachi. said...

I welcome everyone who wants to do the best for the benefit of humankind.

I encourage all the efforts of human progress.

If you are promoting your products and services for the common good of humanity, welcome.

Even, our Lord and Messiah Jesus Christ would not have turned away spammers. So, who am I to shut the door against you all.

Harry "broadcastellan" Heuser said...

Her god, of course, is a plastic surgeon.