Wednesday, January 11, 2006

My Dear Anonymous:Dubya Is Looking For You

My Dear Anonymous,
Compliments of the New Year.

I have good news for you from President George W.Bush himself.
If you like lose your voice while screaming "IMPEACH BUSH!"
GWB is not going anywhere until he is through with playing "Cowboys and Indians" in Iraq.

Lest I digress, here is the good news.
I reported your Internet racism to Dubya and he immediately ordered his Marshals to draft a new law to deal with your ANONYMOUS HATE MAILS AND COMMENTS on blogs, forums and other online media

Please, read the following report.

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.

In other words, it's OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.

This ridiculous prohibition, which would likely imperil much of Usenet, is buried in the so-called Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act. Criminal penalties include stiff fines and two years in prison.


James said...

You seem to disapprove the law... yet you post the following support on my blog...

"I give Dubya two thumbs up on this.
To check the hate-mails and violent comments posted online.

Most anonymous e-mails are hate-mails and most anonymous comments are deliberately defamatory and derogatory statements.

Some bloggers should take note.

I welcome the Law."

I'm confused

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

I don't disapprove the law.
I use the approval of the Law to make fun of Dubya and others(including myself.)

Anonymous has been coming to my blogs and I prefer anonymous to be as daring as I am.

Even one young lady blogger who knows me more than other bloggers came to comment as "anonymous." But I found out.