Monday, January 16, 2006

Tattoo My Arse


Tattoos are taboos in my family. But they have been common in our native Igbo culture since our ancestors had exotic tattoos and the female folk had tattoos to beautify themselves. But when I was a naive kid, I regarded anyone with tattoo has a devotee of the Voodoo. And I always regarded babes with tattoos with suspicion.

I have seen tattoos on boobs and buttocks.
But read the following.
BoggyWoggy: Did you do it?
Bobo: Boy! Did you know what I saw?
BoggyWoggy: What?
Bobo:(whispering into my right ear.)The babe pierced her major labia.
BoggyWoggy:Gosh!
Bobo: And she even had cowries on the rings.
BoggyWoggy: So...
Bobo: My Johnny just withdrew in utter disgust.

Have you seen such kind of vaginas?
Some babes do have em!

6 comments:

Felix Adebayo said...

Civilisation is going backward nowadays. I used to think it is bush people that do tattoos.

Now, it is more funny and bizzare that even folks in the civilised world pierce their genitals and tatto all over their bodies. I don't find this sexy at all. The world is surely going backward.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Felix,
If you were on campus at the famous University of Lagos in Nigeria and fequented the popular Moremi Hall, you would have heard of worse things.

Americans are worst weirdos and psychos in tattoos.

Nneka's World said...

Always wanted to get a tattoo, but after hearing about the pain and the needles, i decided against it, but i still want one.
But to scared to get it

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Nne,
I will give you one with less pain anytime.

You are welcome.

Anthony Arojojoye said...

You can just imagine the lengths that ladies go to prove to men that they are hot!
Which one be cowry again?
I don't blame the guy for withdrawing his soldiers from Iraq.
A friend told me once that if he's talking to a lady and finds out that she's using common leg-chain, he'll carry his goods to another market straightaway.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

There was this tattoo that became popular among some campus babes in Lagos, just like dots around the waist. But someone said the tattoo was not ordinary. That it was meant to make men part with their money whenever they dated these "juju" tattoo girls.

Personally, I love seeing jigida around the waist of native babes.